From the "strange encounters at work" file UPDATE

[firelight1210]

How old is she?

[BaliHai]

Sept 29, 2014 13:03:45 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

::drops my meatballs::

I'm still laughing at this.

This thread is great.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Sept 29, 2014 13:56:07 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

Sept 29, 2014 13:42:54 GMT -5 sandytoes said:

LOL! A former co-worker came in one Monday after going to the Renaissance fair over the weekend..she had a weird fake bird on her shoulder. There was an attachment to it that she hid inside her shirt and would press a button and the bird would move it's head. She kept it there ALL DAY.

I don't come back from Disney and wear my Mickey Ears to the office for a week.... or do I?? 

That would be less crazy because at least you could have washed your face.

[Deleted]

Ditto the request to post a pic with her eyes blacked out. YOu can cut out her chin too. We just need to see the makeup.

[CajunShrimp]

No, just no.

[bex1973]

I love this so much, I'm dying over here. The only thing that would make this is better would be if she's the same person who made the meatballs.

[spellingbea]

Sept 29, 2014 15:05:37 GMT -5 bex1973 said:

I love this so much, I'm dying over here. The only thing that would make this is better would be if she's the same person who made the meatballs.

I'm kind of glad it isn't. I like that the crazy is spread out.

[sugarbear]

Sept 29, 2014 13:10:29 GMT -5 @sloanpeterson said:

Sept 29, 2014 13:05:29 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

Whaaaaaat.
I think I need to know what kind of office you work in.
And has your boss noticed?

I work for an apparel company. Its a professional atmosphere but laid back in a lot of ways. BUt that THIS laid back. she is a cube and very rarely leaves it so I am not sure the boss saw it.

Bizarre. Completely bizarre.
I mean, does she live in a cave? Did she not leave her home yesterday? I can't imagine encountering that at, like, the grocery store, or the gym.
So weird.

[jodinia]

Sept 29, 2014 14:48:17 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

I'm embarrassed to walk to my car after getting my eyebrows waxed. She should probably get promoted. She has balls meatballs.

FTFY

[nomad100]

Sept 29, 2014 13:44:38 GMT -5 @this said:

I'm imagining this person in khakis and a Coldwater Creek cardigan.



"Bill, the copier is out of toner again!"

All I have to add is that I totally read your post in Fat Amy's voice in my head and that made it that much better! 

[jennysmitten]

Uhhhhhhh (huh)

[Deleted]

Sept 29, 2014 14:55:01 GMT -5 firelight1210 said:

How old is she?

she's 35 or 36

[joshlyman]

Hold up.

She has not washed her face in 3 days, and if that wasn't bad enough, she thought FACEPAINT was appropriate for work?!?! lolololololololol

[Deleted]

Is your office in reality? Nevermind, people I work with wear pajama pants and slippers, this isn't a stretch.

People do weird things.

[eb777888]

OMG. Thank you so much for the laugh. I have been laughing non-stop through this thread. zoomzoom, OMG.

[karmasabiotch]

I'm so glad I was directed to this post. Now I feel ready to take on traffic and laugh all the way home.

[karmasabiotch]

I'm so glad I was directed to this post. Now I feel ready to take on traffic and laugh all the way home.

[RoxMonster]

LOL This thread is amazing. Please report back tomorrow on if she has decided to actually wash her face or not.

[meij]

I keep typing things and deleting.

I'm just picturing going up to someone yammering about deadlines or meatballs or whatever and looking up to...leftover renaissance. I probably would have jumped.

[Tea-rific]

My face would be so itchy. I always hated face paint growing up. How can she possibly sleep with all of that on her face?

[Deleted]

I thought this thread was about strange sexual encounters at work.

3 days didn't wash her face..blerg.