My fun ones include the first time I changed a boy's diaper (my nephew.) I was a teen ager and didn't know about spray patterns when changing a diaper. I took off his wet one and he proceeded to pee all over my grandmother's bathroom. From the mirror above his head, in an over-reaching arc across the toilet, into the bathtub, only to curl around to hit the wall and mirrored medicine cabinet behind me, me, more mirror, then the wall with the door, smaller mirrored medicine cabinet and back over his head before I came out of my shocked disbelief and put the diaper back over to cover that wicked spray.
Then there was the time DS2 was playing with Kiddo, lying on the ground and tossing her in the air, when she vomited her milk straight into his mouth.
My favorite is sitting in the bank with DD2 as a baby and opening a bank account, when she busted out huge fart followed by a power-poop that went straight up her back. Come to think of it, she did the same thing when we bought our new car. Since we got shafted on the car and had nothing but problems with the bank, maybe we should have paid more attention to her farts and shits. We might have had better luck with money.
No, maybe it was the time DD1 was constipated and managed to unplug...right into the wall, the floor, the dresser, my hand and through three diapers in three minutes.
Welcome to the club. It only gets better from here.
Post by chickadee77 on Oct 21, 2014 16:48:04 GMT -5
Yeah, I was shocked when L shot it across the room. I warned H, but an hour later he came in all sheepish and said, "I guess you weren't exaggerating."
Lol! Sorry. I think most of us have been there at one point or another. Theo did this nifty trick where he would pee on his own face during every diaper change.
Lol! Sorry. I think most of us have been there at one point or another. Theo did this nifty trick where he would pee on his own face during every diaper change.
I cried both times my boys peed into their own mouths.