If it makes you feel better the last "shituation" I had involved a pool/hot tub, a few random adults, my family, a pretty well known multimillionaire and my 4yr old. I may or may not have hidden in the bathroom with my child while my DH was out there "fishing". My H is still traumatized 2.5yrs later.
She knocked on the stall door and said "I have a delivery from dad." I thanked her and said we were PTing, and she said "I figured as much" and hustled out of there.
DH was very helpful all evening, cooked dinner and put DS to bed while I showered. He clearly felt very sorry for me!
Post by thatgirl2478 on Dec 7, 2014 22:40:56 GMT -5
Oh man, been there!
When we were potty training DD1 (obv) we had to give her Miralax because she would hold her poop for days and days and it would hurt etc. So on a day we were supposed to go meet the grandparents and great grandma at the buffet at the boat for dinner, I give her the normal dose of Miralax. Just before we leave, DH gives her ANOTHER dose. I think you can see where this is leading...
We get to the boat, are waiting for Grandma & Great Grandma to come up from the actual gambling part of the boat, and I smell something. Grandma picks her up and says 'Oh, she's wet'... she had been SO GOOD up to this point that she was just wearing normal panties... so I rush her to the bathroom and discover not just poop but diarrhea. There was no way to clean it up, so I had DH go to the car and get her a pull up, while I tried my best to strip her leggings off without getting THEM covered in poop (because I had no other clothes for her and they weren't wet since we caught it early enough). I wrapped up the panties in TP & paper towels and threw them away in the bathroom trash can...