Awkward Post

[poopedydoop]

Toasting in the new forum with awkwardness!

Has anyone ever farted and ... it's actually traveled in a bubble and ..ahem... entered you? You know, in your vagina?

I like this fresh anonymous start.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Yes.

[speckledfrog]

I've had bubble farts, but not one then went on a rogue recon mission.

[Jermys]

That actually has happened to me. It feels weird.

[yellowcardigan]

[CheshireGrin]

I have felt the bubble. It's hard to say whether it actually, um, entered or just popped at the opening.

[cheesierthanchedda]

Yes. It usually finds its way back out when I stand up.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Sometimes, I wear underpants that are too small, because I am too stubborn to buy new ones, and yes. Sometimes a trapped fart turns queef on me. I do not like it.

[poopedydoop]

Yeah, it always comes out again in queef form, but I do worry about it not coming out and then, I don't know, killing me in some fashion.

[Jermys]

Fuck, I hope my laughing didn't wake up the baby.

[poopedydoop]

These are the kind of things I worry about on a Thursday night.

[julesf84]

omg I'm dying. My face is in my arm right now to keep from waking the baby. I think I peed a little at "my bubble ones just exit from the front". omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg /ded

[ooglie26]

All of the above...
I'm hanging my head in shame now...but glad to know I'm not the only one this happens to.

[alleycat]

I had no idea this happened to everyone. It happens to me when my jeans are too tight

[lucky513]

I wonder if you can get UTI's from little farts?

[Deleted]

Umm, no. Never. I imagine that would feel....warm I guess.

[EloiseWeenie]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

And yes, my fat thighs/ass have allowed in fart bubble transportation.

[pirate]

Mine always go backwards up my crack, not the front. I took it as a sign my jeans were too tight.

[NestBrenda]

Yes! I actually thought this was the definition of "queef"...until one afternoon after school (at age 17), my boyfriend must have given me a particularly hard drubbing, and afterward I stood up and a REAL queef BFLLLLLPFFFFTTTT'ed from my real vag. And I couldn't control it. And I started crying at the fart noise my nuunuu was making against my will. And my boyfriend was like, "chill, it's a queef". And I was all, "noo, isn't a queef when you fart but it slithers up and escapes through the pusseau?" And then he was all, "I actually didn't think you were gross until now".

Anyway, happens all the time. I see it as a bonus, kinda like when you're eating peanuts and ya get twins. Puts a little pep in your step.

[mudslide]

May 10, 2012 20:26:37 GMT -5 @astrid said:

My bubble ones just exit from the front.

Same here.

[Llama in Mules]

Wait, what? How does that happen? I don't understand...

[Glitter Tits]

May 10, 2012 20:48:09 GMT -5 @NestBrenda said:

Yes! I actually thought this was the definition of "queef"...until one afternoon after school (at age 17), my boyfriend must have given me a particularly hard drubbing, and afterward I stood up and a REAL queef BFLLLLLPFFFFTTTT'ed from my real vag. And I couldn't control it. And I started crying at the fart noise my nuunuu was making against my will. And my boyfriend was like, "chill, it's a queef". And I was all, "noo, isn't a queef when you fart but it slithers up and escapes through the pusseau?" And then he was all, "I actually didn't think you were gross until now".

Anyway, happens all the time. I see it as a bonus, kinda like when you're eating peanuts and ya get twins. Puts a little pep in your step.

Holy fuck. I cannot stop laughing.

[Glitter Tits]

May 10, 2012 20:52:20 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 10, 2012 20:48:09 GMT -5 @NestBrenda said:

Yes! I actually thought this was the definition of "queef"...until one afternoon after school (at age 17), my boyfriend must have given me a particularly hard drubbing, and afterward I stood up and a REAL queef BFLLLLLPFFFFTTTT'ed from my real vag. And I couldn't control it. And I started crying at the fart noise my nuunuu was making against my will. And my boyfriend was like, "chill, it's a queef". And I was all, "noo, isn't a queef when you fart but it slithers up and escapes through the pusseau?" And then he was all, "I actually didn't think you were gross until now".

Anyway, happens all the time. I see it as a bonus, kinda like when you're eating peanuts and ya get twins. Puts a little pep in your step.

Holy fuck. I cannot stop laughing.

Dammit. Eloise, you've got me all confused and posting as Grandma Mona. I don't even know what board I'm on.

[cheesierthanchedda]

May 10, 2012 20:48:09 GMT -5 @NestBrenda said:

Yes! I actually thought this was the definition of "queef"...until one afternoon after school (at age 17), my boyfriend must have given me a particularly hard drubbing, and afterward I stood up and a REAL queef BFLLLLLPFFFFTTTT'ed from my real vag. And I couldn't control it. And I started crying at the fart noise my nuunuu was making against my will. And my boyfriend was like, "chill, it's a queef". And I was all, "noo, isn't a queef when you fart but it slithers up and escapes through the pusseau?" And then he was all, "I actually didn't think you were gross until now".

Anyway, happens all the time. I see it as a bonus, kinda like when you're eating peanuts and ya get twins. Puts a little pep in your step.

[CheshireGrin]

May 10, 2012 20:48:09 GMT -5 @NestBrenda said:

Yes! I actually thought this was the definition of "queef"...until one afternoon after school (at age 17), my boyfriend must have given me a particularly hard drubbing, and afterward I stood up and a REAL queef BFLLLLLPFFFFTTTT'ed from my real vag. And I couldn't control it. And I started crying at the fart noise my nuunuu was making against my will. And my boyfriend was like, "chill, it's a queef". And I was all, "noo, isn't a queef when you fart but it slithers up and escapes through the pusseau?" And then he was all, "I actually didn't think you were gross until now".

Anyway, happens all the time. I see it as a bonus, kinda like when you're eating peanuts and ya get twins. Puts a little pep in your step.

OMG this is the greatest thing I have read all day. And on a day like today, that means a lot!

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

OH GOD. OH GOD. I WAS HICCUPING AT THE STORY AND THEN I GOT TO THE GIF.

[melindafelinda]

I'm printing this and putting it in my important paper binder.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I can't live any more.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I reread this and woke up both my kids. They are upstairs with a white noise machine on.

[Amishlovah]

The technical term is backwards queef.

Queef in the singular. Huzzah!