Post by deanlicker78 on Aug 8, 2012 10:57:02 GMT -5
I went to the bathroom a little while ago and TMI, I have my period. Isabelle had something thuper duper important to tell me and comes busting in the bathroom like she's the SWAT team....aaaand was just in time to witness the pulled out tampon.
I: "Are you bleeding? What's wrong, are you ok?" Me: "Yes, I'm fine, I'll explain later. Could you shut the door please?" I: Running from the bathroom..."YOU GUYS!!!!! MOM IS BLEEDING!!!!"
**the rustle of ten pairs of feet scurrying to the bathroom**
ALL of them pile in our tiny little bathroom asking what's wrong. Viv is standing in the back laughing because she knows what's going on, she has her period right now too and I think she was thanking God it was me this happened to and not her.
No one would leave so I finally had to yell at them "People!! Get out!! Shut the door!!"
We just had the "What is a period" talk with all of the children and now Ava is carrying around a tampon in her hand because "I'm a big girl too Mommy!"
Anna asked me what I was doing once as I was putting in my diva cup. "It's for my period". And now she seems to notuce every time. "Is that your pierriud mommy?". Np, I don't get privacy in the bathroom. EVER.
I had a sort of similar situation. So J sees me nursing Leo all the time. NBD
The other night I got my pump out and was pumping upstairs where I was suppose to have privacy. All the sudden "MOM, MOOOOM, where are you." Mind you I just told him I was going upstairs. Then he comes flying upstairs to see the pump attached. Sigh, that was a very long conversation plus sitting there with your boobs being squeezed by a pump is a very vulnerable place to be. I just wanted him to leave and go back to his cartoon lol.
I'm laughing so hard right now. They really need to make a sitcom out of your life.
BTW, I've missed you. =)
Ahh, I've missed you too! Stupid job. Things should start to slow down after next month so hopefully I can go back to pt. I've missed GBCNing. You're almost done with your pregnancy already! That's insane!
Anna asked me what I was doing once as I was putting in my diva cup. "It's for my period". And now she seems to notuce every time. "Is that your pierriud mommy?". Np, I don't get privacy in the bathroom. EVER.
I worry my children's future spouses are going to hate me because they will never get to be in the bathroom alone because my children have no privacy boundaries.
Post by firedancer49 on Aug 8, 2012 11:43:49 GMT -5
My kid found my box of just in case tampons (I have mirena and barely get a period) and before I noticed she opened about 5 of them, inspected them and also asked if they were for my butt. Awesome.
My son did this to me when we were at Target one time. I really needed to change my tampon and he was in the stall with me and I kept asking him to turn around to give mommy a few minutes of privacy. Of course he turned back around just when I was "handling business" and in his very loud toddler voice he goes "MOMMY, YOU NEED A BANDAID!! YOU HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR PENIS!".. (Um, we are still working on understanding boys and girls have different private parts) and then the hysterical laughter started in the next stall. I swear I was crimson for like an entire 30 minutes after that I was soo embarrassed.
This is not nearly as embarrassing as having to pull out DD's first tampon for her because she couldn't get it out by herself. She got her first real period when she was 10 and on her way to summer camp in a couple of weeks so she wanted to give the tampon thing a try. The poor poodle bled a lot. She was so, so humiliated at the time.
My son did this to me when we were at Target one time. I really needed to change my tampon and he was in the stall with me and I kept asking him to turn around to give mommy a few minutes of privacy. Of course he turned back around just when I was "handling business" and in his very loud toddler voice he goes "MOMMY, YOU NEED A BANDAID!! YOU HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR PENIS!".. (Um, we are still working on understanding boys and girls have different private parts) and then the hysterical laughter started in the next stall. I swear I was crimson for like an entire 30 minutes after that I was soo embarrassed.
My son did this to me when we were at Target one time. I really needed to change my tampon and he was in the stall with me and I kept asking him to turn around to give mommy a few minutes of privacy. Of course he turned back around just when I was "handling business" and in his very loud toddler voice he goes "MOMMY, YOU NEED A BANDAID!! YOU HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR PENIS!".. (Um, we are still working on understanding boys and girls have different private parts) and then the hysterical laughter started in the next stall. I swear I was crimson for like an entire 30 minutes after that I was soo embarrassed.
I had a sort of similar situation. So J sees me nursing Leo all the time. NBD
The other night I got my pump out and was pumping upstairs where I was suppose to have privacy. All the sudden "MOM, MOOOOM, where are you." Mind you I just told him I was going upstairs. Then he comes flying upstairs to see the pump attached. Sigh, that was a very long conversation plus sitting there with your boobs being squeezed by a pump is a very vulnerable place to be. I just wanted him to leave and go back to his cartoon lol.
Eddy, I have been wondering about this. Are you nursing in front of your oldest, just not pumping? I'm going to be alone during the day with DS and kid # 2 and I just assumed I would pump and nurse in front of DS. Except he is 4, and asks alot of questions. I suppose I just tell him that boobs make milk and go about my business?
Lol. DS barged in on me when I was going to the bathroom about a week after DD2 was born, so the squirt bottle was in use. He took one look, saw blood and ran out to the living room telling my dad that "Mama's bagina (working on pronunciation) has an owie. A big, big owie." Needless to say, my dad was laughing at him.
He also watches me pump every morning, and sometimes will sit beside me watching saying, "Fill it up, Mama, fill it up". Apparently, he thinks that he is going to be a coach or something...
I had a sort of similar situation. So J sees me nursing Leo all the time. NBD
The other night I got my pump out and was pumping upstairs where I was suppose to have privacy. All the sudden "MOM, MOOOOM, where are you." Mind you I just told him I was going upstairs. Then he comes flying upstairs to see the pump attached. Sigh, that was a very long conversation plus sitting there with your boobs being squeezed by a pump is a very vulnerable place to be. I just wanted him to leave and go back to his cartoon lol.
Eddy, I have been wondering about this. Are you nursing in front of your oldest, just not pumping? I'm going to be alone during the day with DS and kid # 2 and I just assumed I would pump and nurse in front of DS. Except he is 4, and asks alot of questions. I suppose I just tell him that boobs make milk and go about my business?
EB, I totally thought this was your post at first. lol!
Lol! Mine was the one who yelled in a public bathroom "mommy made a red stinky! Mommy made a red stinky!" Then a week later he said "mommy has a big penis!" hahaha. Always in a public bathroom!
EB, I totally thought this was your post at first. lol!
Lol! Mine was the one who yelled in a public bathroom "mommy made a red stinky! Mommy made a red stinky!" Then a week later he said "mommy has a big penis!" hahaha. Always in a public bathroom!
My son did this to me when we were at Target one time. I really needed to change my tampon and he was in the stall with me and I kept asking him to turn around to give mommy a few minutes of privacy. Of course he turned back around just when I was "handling business" and in his very loud toddler voice he goes "MOMMY, YOU NEED A BANDAID!! YOU HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR PENIS!".. (Um, we are still working on understanding boys and girls have different private parts) and then the hysterical laughter started in the next stall. I swear I was crimson for like an entire 30 minutes after that I was soo embarrassed.
I just remembered I have one to share... Not at my expense, luckily.
We were at the outlets shopping this past weekend and I took DS in to change his diaper. As I was getting DS set up, a woman flew into a stall and let 'er rip. She was obviously having digestive issues.
DS looks at me all serious and yells (he loves to yell in the bathrooms since they echo) POOP MOMMY. POOP. EWWWW. STINKY. EWWWW. POOP and keeps repeating.
I kicked it into high gear and got him out of there. He wouldn't stop yelling.