LOVE it, actually. Something to hold over her head when she starts dating.
Did I ever tell you about the time Kiddo was drawing with sidewalk chalk in the street a couple summers ago? She was practicing elephants and drew a HUGE one in the middle of the street in front of our house, in pink chalk. Only she left before she finished the ears. I thought she'd drawn a huge penis in the street, only to stop and notice some smaller ones alongside when I got outside. After I finished laughing, I did make her go back and draw on the ears, so nobody else got the same idea. I could just imagine someone driving down the road and seeing it ahead of them, kind of like a "SLOW DOWN" or "Speed Limit 25" painted on the road, only instead it was a giant penis.
In other words, I'm sure you'll have a few years of penis art ahead of you. And pooping butt-hearts.
Did E make this at school? I don't understand how teachers can't see this when they're pre cutting. G had a particularly phalic deer craft this year and there were like 20 parents in the lobby holding these deer dick noses at arms length.
Post by lavender444 on Mar 3, 2015 12:50:13 GMT -5
Omg! Lol forever! There is no way that teacher didn't know. The staff is sitting back laughing and wondering who's parents are brave enough to point it out first.
Post by thinkofthesoldiers on Mar 3, 2015 12:56:15 GMT -5
Look to those questioning whether prek teachers do it on purpose. Just know they do. It is monotonous working with the 2-5 yo set everyday. You have to keep it amusing for yourself or you risk going insane.
I thought about picking this one to be the one I framed for E, and then displaying them next to each other. Mostly for the reactions when people see them, and try not to comment about seeing a blatant penis in what is supposed to be a cute heart art project.
YES!!! And you & your husband can place bets before having guests over on who will comment first, count the seconds it takes before someone comments, etc. Fun for the whole family!!!