Settle a Dispute for Me

[Deleted]

Now. Now you can start drinking.

[humpty]

Two hours ago.

[Deleted]

What time is it where you are?

[doctordonna]

May 16, 2012 11:40:59 GMT -5 humpty said:

Two hours ago.

That's when I started drinking.

Of course, it's 9:45AM here.

[Deleted]

Stick an airhorn on her.

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 11:46:51 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

I'm on west coast time. I thought I'd drop in and check out this board.

:drink: Have a drink. Alcohol has no concept of time.

[EloiseWeenie]

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

I've actually already started doing this with V, but she just thinks it's funny.

[Deleted]

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

We totally do this.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 16, 2012 13:19:19 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

I've actually already started doing this with V, but she just thinks it's funny.

That's part of the point. They either get annoyed with you, or they think it's hysterical. Either way, they stop the awful noise.

[Llama in Mules]

I think you should have started drinking before you got out of bed. Keep a bottle in your night stand.

[statlerwaldorf]

This is why mimosas were invented.

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 15:26:22 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

This is why mimosas were invented.

You say Mimosa, I say Bloody Mary.

[Deleted]

May 16, 2012 15:30:30 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 16, 2012 15:26:22 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

This is why mimosas were invented.

You say Mimosa, I say Bloody Mary.

Potato, Potahto.

[wordsy]

May 16, 2012 15:26:22 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

This is why mimosas were invented.

Amen.

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning.

[winebaby]

May 16, 2012 20:56:04 GMT -5 wordsy said:

May 16, 2012 15:26:22 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

This is why mimosas were invented.

Amen.

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning.

Word.

And if people are going to be around I just cook something with wine in it. No one can judge you for tasting the wine you are cooking with.

[datsyuksmommy]

May 16, 2012 13:43:47 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

May 16, 2012 13:19:19 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I've actually already started doing this with V, but she just thinks it's funny.

That's part of the point. They either get annoyed with you, or they think it's hysterical. Either way, they stop the awful noise.

We do this with no reason crying. We call it a crying party. She gets over it really fast.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

May 16, 2012 13:22:44 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

We totally do this.

+1

[Llama in Mules]

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

Weenie, I just started doing this right now... it works but then she starts up again.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 17, 2012 17:42:08 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

When my kids make really annoying noises, I mimic them until they stop. I've had 100% success with this tactic so far. Once they finally stop making the sound because they hate me making that sound too, I tell them "See how awful that sound was, let's never make that sound again, TYVM"

Weenie, I just started doing this right now... it works but then she starts up again.

You have to keep doing it. I had to pull this out when my son was whining on the potty. He woke up very crabby (and wet the bed), and was screaming. After several screams, I finally got him to laugh.