You know where's an awesome place to get your period 4 days early? Your favorite bands annual music festival with limited flush toilets. OMG the cramps. I'm gonna go get wasted now.
I am sooo sorry, NQB. That's so fucking unfair!!! IF sucks donkey balls. Let me know the next time you're in Westchester. Let's get together for a fuck IF drink a thon. I hope you can still enjoy the festival. BIG hugs