Flight of the Conchords,

pantsparty Elder Posts: 35,487 Likes: 87,759	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 22:30:48 GMT -5 nannersp, RexManningDay, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantsparty on May 4, 2015 22:30:48 GMT -5 We love that show! H and I sing to each other all the time, "You could be a part-time model..."
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CurlyQ284 Elder Posts: 18,739 Likes: 19,412	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 22:31:37 GMT -5 via Tapatalk happywife likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CurlyQ284 on May 4, 2015 22:31:37 GMT -5 Hilarious. Though I haven't seen it in years. Maybe my humor has evolved. That's happened with books. Are you watching reruns or did they bring it back?
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pantsparty Elder Posts: 35,487 Likes: 87,759	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 22:32:27 GMT -5 otowngirl, jenny1980, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantsparty on May 4, 2015 22:32:27 GMT -5
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verycontrary247 Senior Member sticker Posts: 9,193 Likes: 9,599	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 22:36:46 GMT -5 via mobile happywife likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by verycontrary247 on May 4, 2015 22:36:46 GMT -5 Love.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 22:40:04 GMT -5 via mobile moreace01, ProfessorArtNerd, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 22:40:04 GMT -5 And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet you are definitely in the top three
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agnes Elder werd. Posts: 18,541 Likes: 13,533	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:18:27 GMT -5 via mobile happywife likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agnes on May 4, 2015 23:18:27 GMT -5 It's so stupid it makes me laugh. I also love watching it with my dad because he loves it so much.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:19:47 GMT -5 iamgrace, jenny1980, and 8 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 23:19:47 GMT -5 It makes me laugh out loud. People who do not like this show are not my people.
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pantsparty Elder Posts: 35,487 Likes: 87,759	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:23:34 GMT -5 iamgrace, agnes, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantsparty on May 4, 2015 23:23:34 GMT -5 This is one of my all-time favorite TV scenes.
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Post by ska on May 4, 2015 23:26:16 GMT -5

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Going to the party
Sipping on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be made of origami

Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio

Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters

Too much time on
Too many hands
Not enough ladies
Too many mans

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

Too many dicks on the
Too many dicks on the
Dicks on the, dicks on the
Dicks, dicks, dance, dicks, dicks, dicks
Dicks, dicks, dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor

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bohemianmango Full Member Posts: 1,786 Likes: 4,724	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:32:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bohemianmango on May 4, 2015 23:32:41 GMT -5 I have only watched parts of their tours. They make me laugh. I love their rap battle.
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rupertpenny Elder Posts: 11,432 Likes: 17,097	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:38:35 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rupertpenny on May 4, 2015 23:38:35 GMT -5 Makes me laugh! Although, when I've been drinking I want to call all Australian I encounter Keitha. This is actually a regular occurrence in my life.
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olegregg Full Member Posts: 1,790 Likes: 719	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:39:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by olegregg on May 4, 2015 23:39:16 GMT -5 Love it. I hadn't watched in a few years, but then they had it on the plane when I went to Rome back in Feb. I binged, lol.
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May 4, 2015 22:30:48 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

We love that show!

H and I sing to each other all the time, "You could be a part-time model..."

My H regularly tells me I'm the most beautiful girl in the room. The whole wide room. And then suggests that he's willing to buy me a kebab.

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birdistheword Senior Member Have you heard about the bird? Posts: 6,401 Likes: 8,853	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:49:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by birdistheword on May 4, 2015 23:49:41 GMT -5 I love it.
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kristie Full Member Posts: 4,681 Likes: 3,542	Flight of the Conchords, May 4, 2015 23:57:19 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App otowngirl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kristie on May 4, 2015 23:57:19 GMT -5 The first season is probably one of the funniest tv shows ever. I need to watch this again, it's been a while.
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nannersp Full Member Posts: 2,135 Likes: 3,416	Flight of the Conchords, May 5, 2015 0:04:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nannersp on May 5, 2015 0:04:11 GMT -5 Loved it.
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ProfessorArtNerd Elder Posts: 15,942 Likes: 30,787	Flight of the Conchords, May 5, 2015 3:10:23 GMT -5 via mobile otowngirl and pantsparty like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProfessorArtNerd on May 5, 2015 3:10:23 GMT -5 Love it love it love it. So funny. I saw them a week before I had Lucy omg time flies!
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ProfessorArtNerd Elder Posts: 15,942 Likes: 30,787	Flight of the Conchords, May 5, 2015 3:15:00 GMT -5 via mobile spitforspat, ginger, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProfessorArtNerd on May 5, 2015 3:15:00 GMT -5 youtu.be/uRJZfwDgNTM I love Brett. I think it's safe to say I have a type lol
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ginger Elder Posts: 11,425 Likes: 10,232	Flight of the Conchords, May 5, 2015 6:57:42 GMT -5 via mobile ProfessorArtNerd likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ginger on May 5, 2015 6:57:42 GMT -5 Love season one. Season two was okay.
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rosiebear Senior Member Posts: 8,432 Likes: 18,826	Flight of the Conchords, May 5, 2015 7:07:16 GMT -5 via mobile iamgrace likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rosiebear on May 5, 2015 7:07:16 GMT -5 Love. They are very naive and sweet and hilarious. I adore their manager, too. "I slept with an Australian." "Did she steal your wallet?!"
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May 4, 2015 22:32:27 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

IDK how we saw this song, but it's the only thing I know of the show, and DH and I have it memorized and quote it on the regular.

"STEVE ::shakes fist::" happens in our house probably weekly.

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