Post by onehitwonder on May 24, 2015 4:14:25 GMT -5
When I almost hope I can't find a sitter because going out is too much of a hassle. When I realize my metabolism just isn't what it used to be. When someone calls me Ma'am. When I do or say something and realize I'm becoming my mom.
Post by The Foozzler on May 24, 2015 7:15:41 GMT -5
I just has a moment. I am watching a Friends rerun. Joey is wearing a shirt that says, "Ross's Bachelor Party 1998". The episode where Ross almost married Emily was 17 years ago.
My nephew is turning 30 in two months, that's making me feel mighty old. His younger brother is getting married in November (he's 28) that's making me very old. Half my lifetime ago, I graduated high school. I've been with H for 16 years. Looking back at pictures after my freshman year of college with H is a mindfuck. I was so young. The age 24 was bad since H was that old when we met and 18 year old me said he was wayyyyyy tooooo old. Yeah I ate those words. The kids make me feel old. Grey hairs make me feel old. The wrinkles that H is getting make me feel old.
And the worst is realizing I'll be 35 this year, when did that happen? Well maybe the worst is walking into kindergarten registration with a huge WELCOME CLASS OF 2028 and realizing that your child will graduate 30 years exactly after you and the fact they had to put that on the screen. I don't need to think about him graduating high school yet. So when he comes to me for common core help I can be like we didn't do this 30 years ago and tell him to leave me alone with my walker and rocker.
Like when you spit a stream of water through your front teeth... Or from between the bottom of your front teeth and your tongue.
Ummm...I think you are thinking of gleek. Lol
IT WASNT GLEEK!!!!!!!
Guys! Ok! My high school graduating class had 89 and we were in a tiny little town with one stop light! We did not have urbandictionary in the 90s!!! Lololololololol
I feel old when the only things I notice and get envious of when we're out for a walk are how nice some peoples lawns are. Mine is full of dandelions. How do they get theirs so nice???