WHY DO MY FLOWER BEDS HAVE TO BE AN ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW? WHY DO THE WEEDS HAVE TO GROW SO TALL AND THICK THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE ANY OF THE PLANTS? WHY AM I SO HORRIBLE AT GARDENING THAT I ALLOWED THE WEEDS TO GROW TALL AND THICK?
Context: I went to my doc this morning and due to low fluid and cord compression I am having my csection today.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BUMPED FOR THIS HOT MESS CHICK ONE CURTAIN OVER?! I AM STARVING AND HAVE BEEN PREPPED FOR HOURS. F YOU HOT MESS GIRL! GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!
Context: I went to my doc this morning and due to low fluid and cord compression I am having my csection today.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BUMPED FOR THIS HOT MESS CHICK ONE CURTAIN OVER?! I AM STARVING AND HAVE BEEN PREPPED FOR HOURS. F YOU HOT MESS GIRL! GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!
Post by MadamePresident on Jul 31, 2015 13:54:41 GMT -5
WHY AM I THE PRIMARY PARENT ALL THE TIME?
WHY DOES MY 2 YEAR OLD HAVE A STRONG MOMMY PREFERENCE WHERE I HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINGS FOR HER? WHY DOES MY 1 YEAR OLD HAVE A STRONG MOMMY PREFERENCE?
WHY DOES MY HUSBAND THINK HE IS NOT CAPABLE OF HANDLING BOTH KIDS?* *to be fair, I haven't asked him in several months
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, SIL AND FAMILY! I'M TRYING TO WORK AND YOUR KID IS YELLING AND YOUR DERPY DOG IS BARKING! GO HOME!!!
ALSO, I AM OUT OF COFFEE AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE SWEET SECLUSION OF MY OFFICE UNTIL YOU LEAVE OR I WILL HAVE TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH ALL OF YOU. AND YOUR DOG KEEPS STICKING HER NOSE IN MY CROTCH!
Post by dancingirl21 on Jul 31, 2015 14:01:03 GMT -5
ALSO, DAMN YOU CRAZY COWORKER LADY WHO IS ARGUING WITH ME THAT MALIA OBAMA HAD NO RIGHT BEING AT LOLLAPALOOZA LAST YEAR BECAUSE SHE MADE IT MORE OF A SECURITY THREAT FOR YOUR PRECIOUS. NO ONE CARES THAT YOU HATE THE OBAMAS.
context: LOLLAPALOOZA is in Chicago this weekend and her 18 year old is there. Apparently last year Malia Obama went and crazy lady is still upset by it because, "38,000 people go to that concert and there would be a stampede for them to get out if something happened because she was there. How SELFISH of her!!! There would be a smoke signal to find her and everyone else would be screwed!" Oooookay, lady.
Post by mainelyfoolish on Jul 31, 2015 14:07:46 GMT -5
MY ICE MAKER BROKE A WEEK AGO AND IT'S BEEN SO DAMN HOT ALL WEEK. THE APPLIANCE REPAIR GUY CAN'T COME FOR ANOTHER WEEK. I'M MAKING ICE CUBES ONE TRAY AT A TIME LIKE I'M LIVING IN THE STONE AGE.
WHY DOES TRAFFIC SUCK SO MUCH!!! AND WHY DOES BABY HAVE HER FIRST DIAPER BLOWOUT WHEN I BRING HER TO H's OFFICE RIGHT WHEN HE'S INTRODUCING HER TO HIS COWORKERS!!! THEN FOLLOWED BY A SCREAMING FIT WHILE I TRY TO CHANGE HER IN THE BATHROOM THAT CAN BE HEARD ACROSS THE ENTIRE CUBE FARM!
page/others - any ideas on how to fix this behaviorally? Obviously, reduce the opportunity, but after that? Yesterday she locked herself and sister in the basement, I took the route of showing I was upset because it could be unsafe, and told her I was disappointed in her but knew she could do better. Today when she locked me on the deck (she beat me to the door by a step, no other way off it) I got her to open the door after about ten minutes by saying I had to pee. I did not make a big deal about it after she opened the door, but I'm frustrated and worried this could happen again with more serious consequences. Help! (She's 4.)
Post by andthentherewere10 on Jul 31, 2015 14:57:51 GMT -5
WHY DO MY DIVORCED PARENTS HAVE TO VISIT THE BABY EVERY WEEKEND? THEY AREN'T TO BE TRUSTED SO I HAVE TO HAVE SUPERVISED VISITS TWICE PER WEEKEND. WATCHING THE OLDS TRY TO ENGAGE MY BABY IS NOT FUN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
*don't take this the wrong way, I am thankful they are in my kid's life. BUT DAMN. GIVE ME A BREAK.
Post by scribellesam on Jul 31, 2015 15:08:58 GMT -5
Seriously, baby?!! You weigh TWENTY TWO AND A HALF DAMN POUNDS! Why will you only nurse while I carry you and pace around the house?!!! MY ARMS HURT!!!
WHY DID MY SHIT WEEK HAVE TO END WITH HAVING TO SEND 3 TEAM MEMBERS HOME FROM WORK AS THEY ARRIVED IN BECAUSE THEY TURNED UP 2HRS LATE AND HUNGOVER FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH!!!!!
IT STARTED WITH DD1 PUKING FOR 16 HOURS SOLID FROM 5PM MONDAY TO 9AM TUESDAY......