Can we talk about Ben's nanny wearing Brady's SB rings?

[Bernadine]

Like, does Tom Brady just fly around with all four of his Superbowl rings?  Does he wear them out?  Why was he taking them to Vegas?  Who does that?  You're Tom fucking Brady, everyone knows who you are, you don't have to flash your rings.  Tacky!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Lmao I'd wear my sb rings if I had any. Tacky or not.

[Eagles]

This entire situation is so sketchy. The nanny, the rings, Vegas, Ben putting her up at a hotel, the new Lexus, all of it.

[ECB]

Aug 13, 2015 10:41:26 GMT -5 Eagles said:

This entire situation is so sketchy. The nanny, the rings, Vegas, Ben putting her up at a hotel, the new Lexus, all of it.

I almost feel like Ben was like "Fuck it.  My marriage is over, I'm going balls out now."

[gummybear]

What a huge bag of dicks all of them are.

[lovelyshoes]

I hope Gisele had some choice words for Tom. She doesn't seem like she would be ok with this lol.

[Eagles]

Aug 13, 2015 10:43:55 GMT -5 ECB said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:41:26 GMT -5 Eagles said:

This entire situation is so sketchy. The nanny, the rings, Vegas, Ben putting her up at a hotel, the new Lexus, all of it.

I almost feel like Ben was like "Fuck it.  My marriage is over, I'm going balls out now."

"But I'm still wearing my wedding ring."

I wonder if the WB execs are having a fit because they have so much money riding on him as Batman. 

[Eagles]

Aug 13, 2015 10:43:49 GMT -5 Que? said:

Who's Ben and why does his nanny have Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings?

Ben Affleck flew the nanny, who he was supposedly boning, on a private jet to Vegas with Tom Brady.  There was a picture (I think in the New York Post) of the nanny chilling on the jet wearing all four of Brady's SB rings. 

[Eagles]

It was the Post.



www.people.com/article/christine-ouzounian-ben-affleck-nanny-tom-brady-las-vegas-super-bowl-rings

[pantsparty]

Aug 13, 2015 10:48:01 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:43:49 GMT -5 Que? said:

Who's Ben and why does his nanny have Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings?

Ben Affleck flew the nanny, who he was supposedly boning, on a private jet to Vegas with Tom Brady.  There was a picture (I think in the New York Post) of the nanny chilling on the jet wearing all four of Brady's SB rings. 

LOL.

"Can I wear all 4 of your Superbowl rings?!?!?!"

"Sure, because I'm always wearing all 4 of my Superbowl rings, so yes, you can put all 4 of my Superbowl rings on."

"COOL!"

[ECB]

Aug 13, 2015 10:46:52 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I wonder if the WB execs are having a fit because they have so much money riding on him as Batman. 

This is where my cynicism raises it's ugly head.  I feel like a lot of these celebrity marriages seems to break up right before one of them has a major movie coming out soon. Meaning FREE PUBLICITY!  I feel like that was true for both of Tom Cruise's marriages (well, not counting his first one).  Then there was another one recently... I can't remember who.  It always makes me wonder about the timing.

But then again, if you're doing enough movies, you may always have one on the way, so it really could just be "luck".  But - IDK. I'm cynical of the whole Hollywood machine.

[Bernadine]

Aug 13, 2015 10:49:33 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:48:13 GMT -5 googled said:

I think she's threatening to spill info and he's scrambling to keep her happy. He's dumb though because if that's the case he can't keep it up forever. She's going to milk him dry and then probably still spill all his secrets.

I'm so mad at him. He is disappointing teenaged me SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

Not me. I was always a Matt fan.

Same!  I dated a guy in high school who looked so much like Matt.  Mmmm.

[cookies]

While we're on the subject of Tom, can we please laugh at the courtroom sketches and subsequent memes?

[Eagles]

I would not cross Gisele.

[Bernadine]

Aug 13, 2015 10:50:44 GMT -5 ECB said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:46:52 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I wonder if the WB execs are having a fit because they have so much money riding on him as Batman. 

This is where my cynicism raises it's ugly head.  I feel like a lot of these celebrity marriages seems to break up right before one of them has a major movie coming out soon. Meaning FREE PUBLICITY!  I feel like that was true for both of Tom Cruise's marriages (well, not counting his first one).  Then there was another one recently... I can't remember who.  It always makes me wonder about the timing.

But then again, if you're doing enough movies, you may always have one on the way, so it really could just be "luck".  But - IDK. I'm cynical of the whole Hollywood machine.

But this is pretty shit publicity for Ben.

Lainey gossip has such great insight on all of this.

[ECB]

Aug 13, 2015 10:51:47 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:50:44 GMT -5 ECB said:

But this is pretty shit publicity for Ben.

Oh, I agree.  But it's still free. 

[ECB]

Aug 13, 2015 10:58:35 GMT -5 Que? said:

Does Tom Brady have a reality show? I'm so confused.

Yes, it's called "The New England Patriots".  Usually airs on Sundays.  But sometimes Mondays, or Fridays, or Saturdays.  But usually Sundays.  You should look for it.

[mrsbro]

Aug 13, 2015 10:50:58 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I would not cross Gisele.

I agree. 

[captainobvious]

[sangria]

Aug 13, 2015 11:00:02 GMT -5 ECB said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:58:35 GMT -5 Que? said:

Does Tom Brady have a reality show? I'm so confused.

Yes, it's called "The New England Patriots".  Usually airs on Sundays.  But sometimes Mondays, or Fridays, or Saturdays.  But usually Sundays.  You should look for it.

LOfuckingL

[captainobvious]

Aug 13, 2015 11:00:02 GMT -5 ECB said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:58:35 GMT -5 Que? said:

Does Tom Brady have a reality show? I'm so confused.

Yes, it's called "The New England Patriots".  Usually airs on Sundays.  But sometimes Mondays, or Fridays, or Saturdays.  But usually Sundays.  You should look for it.

You forgot the occasional Thursday

[sangria]

These Tom Brady sketch memes are killing me dead.

I need a CV for the sketch artist that did these.

"attended clown college 1999-2004, majored in caricatures"

[ECB]

Aug 13, 2015 11:03:12 GMT -5 captainobvious said:

You forgot the occasional Thursday

Dammit!

[scottyderp]

Carries them around to show them off, probably.

[franklin]

those courtroom sketches are hilariously bad! and maybe i've been living under a rock, but i feel like the whole nanny/tom brady part of ben/jen just exploded out of nowhere.

[kwx2]

Aug 13, 2015 11:05:56 GMT -5 franklin said:

those courtroom sketches are hilariously bad! and maybe i've been living under a rock, but i feel like the whole nanny/tom brady part of ben/jen just exploded out of nowhere.

i feel like this too, and now there are reports that Gisele and Tom are on the outs as well..  And when the heck did he start hanging with Ben Affleck?  It all seems. so. freaking. random.

[sables]

Aug 13, 2015 11:01:58 GMT -5 mrsbro said:

Aug 13, 2015 10:50:58 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I would not cross Gisele.

I agree. 

[br

Tom's in the dog house on a much shortened leash. Hell hath no fury... This guy is just so stupid.

[ErinExpat]

I want so much to believe that he's not a douche, but then these things pop up! Referring to Tom, of course. Ben being a douche is a foregone conclusion in my mind.

More pics of him playing in the park with his kids, STAT!

I also am ashamed to admit that I like the necklace that the nanny is wearing.

[Eagles]

Wait, the nanny called and got a police escort yesterday because the paps were hounding her and she wanted to go shopping at Sears.

www.celebitchy.com/442096/ben_afflecks_nanny_gets_a_police_escort_to_get_papped_driving_in_her_convertible/

[kwx2]

Aug 13, 2015 11:37:18 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Wait, the nanny called and got a police escort yesterday because the paps were hounding her and she wanted to go shopping at Sears.

www.celebitchy.com/442096/ben_afflecks_nanny_gets_a_police_escort_to_get_papped_driving_in_her_convertible/

lmao