Post by cattledogkisses on Sept 3, 2015 8:40:39 GMT -5
I don't understand how this happens.
For the last 7+ years I've had a dog who basically sheds an entirely new dog's worth of fur every day, to the point that I have fur tumbleweeds rolling around my house 24 hours after vacuuming, and I can safely say that this has never been as issue for me, ever.
Post by omgzombies on Sept 3, 2015 10:01:16 GMT -5
I find it highly unbelievable that cat hair magically migrated up her vagina. So either she was shoving cat hair up her vagina, or it was a tampon or fibers from a tampon that became discolored because it had been stuck up there for so long. Yucky, but not nearly as fucked up as actual cat hair. Woman is a loon.
how would a forgotten tampon turn into a hairball? it wont just melt out of your vagina
I don't think it was a hairball. She stated in the story that she almost never uses tampons, but she had the month before. So it would be really easy for one to go missing since she's not in the habit of using them. The lab folks aren't going to call a hairball a tampon just to save her from embarrassment.
She lost a tampon, it was found by her doctor, she needed a story, so she came up with this half-true/half-ridiculous garbage story.
I keep imaging her husband wiping his penis on the cats fur before sex.
I will see myself out.
I was thinking it would have to be in the middle of it, since fur doesn't really like to stick to dry skin. Though I suppose it depends on their style.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Sept 3, 2015 10:46:26 GMT -5
Who is all"LA LA LA CAT HAIR IN MY VAGINA, THINK I WILL BUY A SPECULUM ONLINE"?? Also, maybe it's my zaftig physique but, I am certainly not bendy enough to inspect myself with a speculum in any capacity.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."