Man hasn't showered in 12 years, selling secret in bottle

[teflepi]

Forget the soap and bath gels! A Massachusetts company says spraying live bacteria on your skin is all you need to keep clean.

news.yahoo.com/video/man-hasnt-showered-12-years-164521716.html

[gpw]

No.

I'm not even clicking through.

[bears]

That ridiculous. I mean, don't you get physical dirt and grime on yourself that needs to be scrubbed off? Ew.

[sushi]

I know a guy who used to do this. You could barely smell the bo over the patchouli

[summer]

Am I racist because I assumed he would be White?

[gpw]

Sept 7, 2015 14:55:20 GMT -5 summer said:

Am I racist because I assumed he would be White?

No.  Since I didn't click, he is white, right?

[bina]

I haven't clicked either but I immediately assumed he was white, greasy and smelly..

[Deleted]

White chemical engineer. I mean I'm not surprised. I have a cousin with a PhD in chemical engineering and know her friends. I could see any one of them deciding this was a good life choice.

[sushi]

White, no locs. Fresno

[meshaliuknits]

Sept 7, 2015 15:14:16 GMT -5 sushi said:

White, no locs. Fresno

Dammit.

WOT?*

[sushi]

Sept 7, 2015 15:41:46 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:14:16 GMT -5 sushi said:

White, no locs. Fresno

Dammit.

WOT?*

I knew you'd be in here!

[Deleted]

Judging by the amount of food and drink I've spilled on myself today alone, no.

[iammalcolmx]

Sept 7, 2015 17:21:44 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

If you are, I am too because that is some white nonsense.

The sound I made!

[KateAggie]

I refuse to look at that link...but he's single, amirite?

[wawa]

I remember reading about the product mentioned before. I thought it was supposed to eliminate soap. ..not showers. I mean there are physical particlesthat need to be removed. Dirt. Salt. Unidentified sticky things thanks to toddlers. Uhhhh...fluids. *ahem*

You could sell me on the chemistry of soap being harmful and good bacteria eliminating oder. But something had better be removing all that OTHER STUFF.

[WOT?*]

Sept 7, 2015 15:41:46 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:14:16 GMT -5 sushi said:

White, no locs. Fresno

Dammit.

WOT?*

Dammit, you made me click through to see this genius from Fresno. They do not have geniuses in Fresno. Just regular guys who roll in the dirt with their horses.

They are lying liars who lie. He's a chemical engineer from MIT who lives in Massachusetts. White with no locs though. 

Meet Dave:

[KateAggie]

Yeah. I'm going with "single".

[CrazyLucky]

Sept 7, 2015 15:13:01 GMT -5 @silver said:

White chemical engineer. I mean I'm not surprised. I have a cousin with a PhD in chemical engineering and know her friends. I could see any one of them deciding this was a good life choice.

Hey!

[IIOY]

Sept 8, 2015 7:23:52 GMT -5 CrazyLucky said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:13:01 GMT -5 @silver said:

White chemical engineer. I mean I'm not surprised. I have a cousin with a PhD in chemical engineering and know her friends. I could see any one of them deciding this was a good life choice.

Hey!

Look, I'm married to a ChemE.  Y'all conjure some nutty, if interesting, ideas.

Aside from the need to wash actual grime off your skin, I can't imagine wanting to give up showers.  The feeling of clean I have after a shower ranks only a couple notches below orgasm on the awesome scale.

[CrazyLucky]

Sept 8, 2015 7:40:29 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Sept 8, 2015 7:23:52 GMT -5 CrazyLucky said:

Hey!

Look, I'm married to a ChemE.  Y'all conjure some nutty, if interesting, ideas.

Aside from the need to wash actual grime off your skin, I can't imagine wanting to give up showers.  The feeling of clean I have after a shower ranks only a couple notches below orgasm on the awesome scale.

Well, I work in a building full of Chem Es.  Either we all shower, or this guy is onto something
I agree about the feeling though.  We were camping this weekend.  The first shower after coming home from camping is glorious.

[stephogirl]

There can't be a whole lot of sex happening for that guy.