Woman with pistol in vagina charged with unlawful carry

[pixy0stix]

www.9news.com/story/news/crime/2015/09/08/woman-with-pistol-in-vagina-charged-with-unlawful-carry/71888032/



WACO, Texas – Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.

Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop, officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was allegedly had 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under his driver's seat. A further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31.

Because the traffic stop occurred within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia (Photo: Waco Police Dept.)
While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.

The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.

[elleblue]

Jeezus. It was loaded?

[pixy0stix]

Sept 8, 2015 15:46:54 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jeezus. It was loaded?

Yes. Can you imagine?

[Cicero]

Which way was it pointed? I have so many questions.

[sushi]

I guess her kegels are shot

[elleblue]

Sept 8, 2015 15:47:51 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Sept 8, 2015 15:46:54 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jeezus. It was loaded?

Yes. Can you imagine?

I'm trying hard not to, omg. I also wonder if it was inserted butt end first (the "safer" direction, one would think) but that seems more difficult? 

[laurack]

It seems impossible!

I mean .. I guess a gun is smaller than a human baby. But still ... Those only pass through ..

[penguingrrl]

Had she just delivered triplets vaginally mere hours before? Because short of that the geometry makes no sense at all.

[clo]

WHY?!

[meshaliuknits]

That seems reeeeeeeeally uncomfortable.

[sfy]

Not that I proclaim to be an expert, but I think I would have gone with drugs in the vagina, gun in the purse.

[aurora]

Sept 8, 2015 16:29:56 GMT -5 nursecramer said:

Carrying more than thirty grams of meth is not enough to get you arrested the rest of the time?!

A little focus here!

[lexxasaurus]

Sept 8, 2015 18:19:30 GMT -5 sfy said:

Not that I proclaim to be an expert, but I think I would have gone with drugs in the vagina, gun in the purse.

At first I was going to say that she had quite a bit of meth on her and it might be a lot to stick in your vag... and then I remember oh yeah, she had a LOADED PISTOL UP THERE. Baggie of drugs seems like nothing after that.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 8, 2015 18:19:30 GMT -5 sfy said:

Not that I proclaim to be an expert, but I think I would have gone with drugs in the vagina, gun in the purse.

Wellllll, she did have a gun in her purse.

bah dum dum CHING!

[decemberwedding07]

Sept 8, 2015 18:19:30 GMT -5 sfy said:

Not that I proclaim to be an expert, but I think I would have gone with drugs in the vagina, gun in the purse.

This a million times. Totally unrelated, but whenever you post and I look at your sig pic, I feel like I have completely wasted my life and I feel like the laziest person alive. I could live a million years without aging any further, and I would never be able to do 1/10th of what that woman can do. 

[sfy]

Sept 8, 2015 18:50:07 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 said:

Sept 8, 2015 18:19:30 GMT -5 sfy said:

Not that I proclaim to be an expert, but I think I would have gone with drugs in the vagina, gun in the purse.

This a million times. Totally unrelated, but whenever you post and I look at your sig pic, I feel like I have completely wasted my life and I feel like the laziest person alive. I could live a million years without aging any further, and I would never be able to do 1/10th of what that woman can do. 

Same!!

pixy0stix, I'm embarrassed at how loud I laughed at that lol.