kev- here's a fun fact for you. You are awesome and probably have been for awhile now. Your friends and family like you because you are fantastic to be around.
FACT (and a question) for Chesh: You're selfish. You haven't been around much lately, and I really like you. Y u no care to bless us with your presence more often?
I am selfish. And I'm getting laid. That takes precedence over GBCN.
But it makes me feel good that I have been missed! I will try to be around more often.
Right now, however, I have to go to work. Unless someone wants to set fire to my hospital or something. Because that would totally make my year.
FACT for cahabalily: If I asked you to please make me some homemade cocktail sauce for hypothetical shrimp I'm not actually poaching right now, you would google a recipe but them bemoan the fact that there is no fresh horseradish in your refrigerator.
FACT for lightbulbsun: When you see someone here that you don't recognize with "Gender: Male" under their avatar, you wonder if either: a) they are actually male; b) they are female but chose male to be funny and ironic; or c) it's there by mistake and they don't realize it.
FACT for leeann: You realized early on that these weren't personal, but more like random, banal, general facts that could apply to anybody, and you were a little disappointed but keep reading anyway to see if I would say something funny.
FACT for cbwm1: When you first noticed cahabalily posting, you thought to yourself that her avatar is awfully similar to yours and wondered if people would get the two of you confused.
FACT for karma: You're not proud of it, but you have in fact done the sniff test on a piece of clothing at least once sometime in the last few months, and even though the results were not 100% as good as you were hoping, you declared good enough and put it on anyway.
FACT for LeggsBenedict: When you go see a movie in the theater, you wonder how often they actually mop the floors under the chairs. I mean, they are ALWAYS sticky.