I adore POF guys!

[doriswe]

I have a blank profile on POF....I only created it because it wouldn't let me see anything without a user name and honestly, some of the stories here are too good to be true....so anyway, my profile is blank and yet I got this gem:

Tomorrow is my B-day - is there anyway that you would make love with me? I am 43 5'10 180. oops.. I will be 44

Why yes, random POF guy, I will make love with you since we are most definately a match made in heaven!!

[bkhokie27]

Wow just wow.

[bullygirl979]

Doris, even when you aren't trying to make ME laugh, you still make me laugh.

Hmmm....honestly I am having a hard time with this one: POF guy or star wars light saber. POF guy or star wars light saber.

Tough one.

[bullygirl979]

May 16, 2012 21:06:58 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

You should write back and say, "Yes, I'm 5'0 and 400 pounds. I haven't 'made love' in years. I would love to!!"

OMG, Doris. I will give you THREE DOLLARS if you do this!

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 21:09:23 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Doris, even when you aren't trying to make ME laugh, you still make me laugh.

Hmmm....honestly I am having a hard time with this one: POF guy or star wars light saber. POF guy or star wars light saber.

Tough one.

POF AND Star Wars Light Saber!!!!!!

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 21:10:00 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

May 16, 2012 21:06:58 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

You should write back and say, "Yes, I'm 5'0 and 400 pounds. I haven't 'made love' in years. I would love to!!"

OMG, Doris. I will give you THREE DOLLARS if you do this!

What are we at?? $5??? Done!

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 21:06:58 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

I...umm...yeah. That's interesting. You should write back and say, "Yes, I'm 5'0 and 400 pounds. I haven't 'made love' in years. I would love to!!"

I live to entertain you kids....I sent this ^ but added "Do you mind if my cats watch??"

You're welcome

[turtle1120]

Doris you're my hero!!! You've got to let us know if he responds.

If by any chance he asks how many cats you have, say something like....I'm not sure. I think I have 23 but they're always moving around and they all look alike so I've lost track.

[doriswe]

I shit you not this was his response:

Not at all - that is fine. What is your address?

[turtle1120]

I knew he would respond! Any guy sending emails to blank profiles is desperate. You need to have some more fun with this. Tell him you're into some really kinky shit and ask if he minds. Lol

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 21:54:37 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

I knew he would respond! Any guy sending emails to blank profiles is desperate. You need to have some more fun with this. Tell him you're into some really kinky shit and ask if he minds. Lol

*shudder*....going to throw some stuff out to see what sticks!

[doriswe]

I just sent:

I'm going to need you to grab a couple of things, if that's okay? A jar of peanut butter, duct tape (preferably not silver), baby oil and Color Me Badd cd. Oh, and if you happen to have a circus clown outfit, bring that too!

[heavenly]

Oh my! Is it bad that I am hoping for a further response from this pof guy?

[BookLover]

May 16, 2012 22:12:50 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I just sent:

I'm going to need you to grab a couple of things, if that's okay? A jar of peanut butter, duct tape (preferably not silver), baby oil and Color Me Badd cd. Oh, and if you happen to have a circus clown outfit, bring that too!

I'm dying!!

I can't believe he responded to your first one. Are people that desperate?

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 22:43:19 GMT -5 BookLover said:

May 16, 2012 22:12:50 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I just sent:

I'm going to need you to grab a couple of things, if that's okay? A jar of peanut butter, duct tape (preferably not silver), baby oil and Color Me Badd cd. Oh, and if you happen to have a circus clown outfit, bring that too!

I'm dying!!

I can't believe he responded to your first one. Are people that desperate?

Apparently so!! And seriously, my profile is BLANK....and I've gotten 2 more emails from other guys who are both "intrigued" by me....intriqued by what??

[BookLover]

May 16, 2012 22:45:30 GMT -5 doriswe said:

May 16, 2012 22:43:19 GMT -5 BookLover said:

I'm dying!!

I can't believe he responded to your first one. Are people that desperate?

Apparently so!! And seriously, my profile is BLANK....and I've gotten 2 more emails from other guys who are both "intrigued" by me....intriqued by what??

That is insane. Is it sad that the first thought that pops into my head of someone that desperate is serial killer?

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 22:46:49 GMT -5 BookLover said:

May 16, 2012 22:45:30 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Apparently so!! And seriously, my profile is BLANK....and I've gotten 2 more emails from other guys who are both "intrigued" by me....intriqued by what??

That is insane. Is it sad that the first thought that pops into my head of someone that desperate is serial killer?

lol....I'm pretty sure I saw a Lifetime movie like that once ;D

[BookLover]

May 16, 2012 22:52:51 GMT -5 doriswe said:

May 16, 2012 22:46:49 GMT -5 BookLover said:

That is insane. Is it sad that the first thought that pops into my head of someone that desperate is serial killer?

lol....I'm pretty sure I saw a Lifetime movie like that once ;D

Haha! I wouldn't be surprised on that one!

[vikingqueen]

May 16, 2012 21:28:50 GMT -5 doriswe said:

May 16, 2012 21:06:58 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

I...umm...yeah. That's interesting. You should write back and say, "Yes, I'm 5'0 and 400 pounds. I haven't 'made love' in years. I would love to!!"

I live to entertain you kids....I sent this ^ but added "Do you mind if my cats watch??"

You're welcome

omg your awesome! lol

[angieawesome]

LOL!

[turtle1120]

I love the request for the Color Me Badd cd! Lmao. I'm assuming he didn't respond after that one?

[doriswe]

He didn't....I'm shocked, just shocked!!!

[turtle1120]

He's probably just afraid of clowns. LOL

[doriswe]

lol...I was thinking he just thought it would be too hard to find the CD I requested!

[bullygirl979]

May 17, 2012 8:10:27 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

He's probably just afraid of clowns. LOL

If he is afraid of clowns then why is he emailing you?

bada-cha! Thank you, thank you, I will be here all night, folks!

[jm5855]

May 17, 2012 9:55:40 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

May 17, 2012 8:10:27 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

He's probably just afraid of clowns. LOL

If he is afraid of clowns then why is he emailing you?

bada-cha! Thank you, thank you, I will be here all night, folks!

I can see you two lovebirds havent gotten that room yet!!!

[charitylynne79]

omg lol

[doriswe]

May 17, 2012 10:23:22 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

May 17, 2012 9:55:40 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

If he is afraid of clowns then why is he emailing you?

bada-cha! Thank you, thank you, I will be here all night, folks!

I can see you two lovebirds havent gotten that room yet!!!

We totally did....and got it on 'til the break of dawn!!

[jm5855]

May 17, 2012 11:04:43 GMT -5 doriswe said:

May 17, 2012 10:23:22 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

I can see you two lovebirds havent gotten that room yet!!!

We totally did....and got it on 'til the break of dawn!!

LOL.

Now you tell me!! I just spent the last 2 days getting my spare bedroom cleaned for you 2. Oh and I promise there is NOT a hidden camera in one of the air vents.

[doriswe]

May 17, 2012 11:11:58 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

May 17, 2012 11:04:43 GMT -5 doriswe said:

We totally did....and got it on 'til the break of dawn!!

LOL.

Now you tell me!! I just spent the last 2 days getting my spare bedroom cleaned for you 2. Oh and I promise there is NOT a hidden camera in one of the air vents.

Oh, shit....this was just practice for when we get to your place!!