"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by scottyderp on Dec 17, 2015 23:34:28 GMT -5
Is this where I write that looney tune friend is the cutest way of saying that someone is a cray fuck who nibbles squirrel pubes in their spare time? The type who would rig a trap to catch a possum to take to the mall as a boyfriend? A beaver as a prom date?
Is this where I write that looney tune friend is the cutest way of saying that someone is a cray fuck who nibbles squirrel pubes in their spare time? The type who would rig a trap to catch a possum to take to the mall as a boyfriend? A beaver as a prom date?
/neck stab /chex mix
You were calling the cray for awhile. And everyone was all thinking you were ridic for not wanting to go to a g2g with her bff.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
Is this where I write that looney tune friend is the cutest way of saying that someone is a cray fuck who nibbles squirrel pubes in their spare time? The type who would rig a trap to catch a possum to take to the mall as a boyfriend? A beaver as a prom date?
/neck stab /chex mix
You were calling the cray for awhile. And everyone was all thinking you were ridic for not wanting to go to a g2g with her bff.
OMG I hate myself for that last sentence.
Right? I am the last person people want to agree with. Can't blame them, I think that probiotics and saunas cure everything.