Ok here's one: I'm watching Love Actually (I know, I know!), and god dammit stupid Sarah being stupid with Carl and not sealing the deal because dammit woman he's a beautiful man and your brother can wait for a few minutes so you can get it on with that beauty of a man!!!
It makes me angry every time.
Right? Fuck Carl, the brother will still be insane 20 mins from now.
Ok here's one: I'm watching Love Actually (I know, I know!), and god dammit stupid Sarah being stupid with Carl and not sealing the deal because dammit woman he's a beautiful man and your brother can wait for a few minutes so you can get it on with that beauty of a man!!!
It makes me angry every time.
Right? Fuck Carl, the brother will still be insane 20 mins from now.
DH and I have it down to the second when she chooses her brother over Carl. Makes us crazy every time.
I am so annoyed at my body! I am finally getting over my neck injury, and I have motherfucking plantar fasciitis. You just want to make exercise difficult so you can stay fat, don't you, fucker?!
I want to stay home in my PJs all day for Christmas instead of going to my in-laws!
I bought some orthopedic slippers to wear in the house. It helped a ton.
I feel like there's a big thread I need to go read now dammit.
I tweaked something in my neck about 2.5 weeks ago, after I was sick for a week and coughing badly. The neck got better, then I started getting compensation pain in my shoulder. Now it's irritated because I got another cold and all my glands are swollen. It's super irritating and I can see how people with chronic pain get difficult.
I'm now eating a Little Debbie Christmas Tree cake. In my bed.
Please tell me it's the white frosting one.Please.
White frosting 4 lyfe!!
Im glad to see i'm not alone in my love for Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes. I have one left in the cupboard that I had to hide from my mom because she steals them.
Post by alleinesein on Dec 23, 2015 2:00:51 GMT -5
My grievance- this never ending horrid job search. It doesn't help that the guy I was dating got a job offer last month without even having to do anything (he wasn't looking for a job) and now my mom just got a new job this week when some recruiter found her resume online. I'm the one who needs a damn job!!!!! I'm the one who send out 50+ resumes a week and has been forced to partake in online assessment tests, essay questions and having to submit full on research papers as writing examples. Its been 33 months of this shit and I am at my breaking point!!
Ok here's one: I'm watching Love Actually (I know, I know!), and god dammit stupid Sarah being stupid with Carl and not sealing the deal because dammit woman he's a beautiful man and your brother can wait for a few minutes so you can get it on with that beauty of a man!!!
It makes me angry every time.
Right? Fuck Carl, the brother will still be insane 20 mins from now.
I keep on moaning, "what sort of sorry mental health facility lets the residents call their relatives at all hours to rant and rave!"
DH loves Seinfeld. We watch reruns every night. I love Seinfeld too. I do not love the hideous Festivus "sweater" that DH ordered online. He is wearing it *again* today... He has worn it in public quite often this holiday season. He is a big man, it is a little "sweater" made of some form of polyester - think Carol Brady pantsuit. I fear for him anytime he comes within a foot of an open flame.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Dec 23, 2015 9:03:52 GMT -5
My body is the fucking worst. I waited for months for the podcast recording I wanted to see, and my body just gave into a terrible cold I had been fighting off. So I was all congested and coughing, lost my voice, everything fun. Don't get me wrong, I still went to the show, but I really really feel crappy. . Christmas is like the worst time for illness at all.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I feel very Lois Griffin in Family Guy lately, where she climbs to the top of the Christmas tree yelling about how Christmas doesn't just happen.
/looking at you H.
You and me both, sister. Other than bringing in the Christmas tree and setting it up, my H has had zero involvement with doing anything holiday related.
Post by jeaniebueller on Dec 23, 2015 9:22:01 GMT -5
So my diet was supposed to start 9/1 as part of a weightloss FB challenge group I was in. Yeah...didn't happen. I am telling myself that I will start eating well and exercising regularly on 1/1. We shall see.
I feel very Lois Griffin in Family Guy lately, where she climbs to the top of the Christmas tree yelling about how Christmas doesn't just happen.
/looking at you H.
You and me both, sister. Other than bringing in the Christmas tree and setting it up, my H has had zero involvement with doing anything holiday related.
I'm pretty sure my husband has no idea what our kids are even getting for Christmas, save for one or two things he ordered. I'm starting to think grown men still believe in Santa.
I'm losing the last bit of my hearing. I have been deaf in my right ear since I was a child and something has happened - not sure what - to my left ear. Slowly over the course of the past two weeks it has started deteriorating to the point that today, I cannot hear my fingers as I'm typing. I have an appointment with an ENT. But I know I'm going to be told that there's nothing they can do. Hopefully hearing aids will work.
That's not really a festivus. It's just kind of a downer.
I'm losing the last bit of my hearing. I have been deaf in my right ear since I was a child and something has happened - not sure what - to my left ear. Slowly over the course of the past two weeks it has started deteriorating to the point that today, I cannot hear my fingers as I'm typing. I have an appointment with an ENT. But I know I'm going to be told that there's nothing they can do. Hopefully hearing aids will work.
That's not really a festivus. It's just kind of a downer.
Sorry sbp. Hope the ENT can find a workable option for you soon.
I'm losing the last bit of my hearing. I have been deaf in my right ear since I was a child and something has happened - not sure what - to my left ear. Slowly over the course of the past two weeks it has started deteriorating to the point that today, I cannot hear my fingers as I'm typing. I have an appointment with an ENT. But I know I'm going to be told that there's nothing they can do. Hopefully hearing aids will work.
That's not really a festivus. It's just kind of a downer.
Gah. This is awful. I'm really sorry. You think it's permanent?