I think I need to POAS because I cried at the end of Frozen tonight, and we watched it twice today. I'm only 5dpo so I think it probably has more to do with DD2 waking me up at 5am. But for real, get it together over here.
I teach 1st grade religion. Tonight we were talking about the 10 Commandments. One student was going on about her brother breaking one so I said that I'd broken a few. The important thing was that God forgives. Yeah, the second part was lost. I'm sure they all went home and told their parents I'm a lying liar who lies. Dude, that was one of the minor ones I've broken.
I'm considering doing a solo weekend at Disney with C. Like fly in Friday night, fly out Sunday night, do whatever we decide to do while there. Is this crazy?
My kid covered himself in diaper cream today, along with his carpet and furniture. While I was cleaning it up, washing the carpet and keeping the baby entertained he disappeared for a while. I go to dump out the carpet cleaner and hear him crying. He comes running at me with a bloody lip. He hit it on the sink in the bathroom. I go over to comfort him and notice that he is wet, along with the walls, floor and toilet. He had covered everything in toilet water. So that was my awesome day.
I got H 2 valentines day presents and he got me nothing. I'm considering using this for some leverage for a robe I really want. This sounds lame, but you guys, this robe - ah-mazing.
DS has been a clingy mess today. He'll go from happy and smiling to hysterical crying in a split second. God forbid I put him down to use the bathroom. When is this cold going to end?
My FIL is coming for 5 days. My husband will be gone 12 hours a day each one of those days. Then next month my MIL is coming for 5 days and my husband works 12 hours a day every day she is here.
They are great, but I win a great wife award, right?
I spent $1600 I cannot afford on personal training and now I'm kind of pissed off it is working - because what am I going to do when this package runs out?
Got one of the more unusual injury calls from the school today. DS accidentally stabbed himself in the forehead with a pencil. He's got a nice, black hole there now. He said a piece of the pencil broke off but I couldn't find anything in the hole to pull out. Hopefully if there is anything stuck in his forehead it will work its way out and he won't have a permanent black spot.
Post by awkwardpenguin on Feb 17, 2016 20:16:06 GMT -5
I just spent 15 minutes sitting in my car, crying and eating Sour Patch Kids. I was supposed to have a dentist appointment and I couldn't find parking so I was too late and they rescheduled me, hence the crying. I've had a really long week, and it's only Wednesday.
I'm feeling defeated this month. Dd had a cold with a very high fever. While she was sick I got pink eye. Then Dh got pink eye. He left and went to a conference leaving me single parenting for a week. Now he's finally home and we tried to sleep train dd last night. Failure and I was sad all day about how upset she was. Now tonight I have an effing stomach bug and have been vomiting.
Seriously. This is enough for February. Let's move on to March.
Caramini's school has this thing called the "letter box". A few times a week, one kid in the class will bring home the box and fill it with items that start with a particular letter. Then the class will work on identifying other things that start with that letter. We will sometimes ask her which "S" words or "G" words she thought of and then work on some more.
She waited until we were out at the grocery store and then loudly proclaimed in the aisles: "Mom! Look! It's an F-word!" while pointing at a box of Frosted Flakes that was right next to some other people! Two of whom were a same sex couple shopping together.
Jesus Take the Wheel!
Also, I am on a flight to San Diego and I hope that I get in a pedicure and some star fishing of the bed while I am away. Awww yeah!
Post by gibbinator on Feb 17, 2016 20:37:32 GMT -5
Ds2 just puked all over everything in his bed. Fingers crossed for "something he ate" vs "stomach bug". I can't handle another stomach bug. I already sprained my ribs from 4 weeks of coughing. Puking will probably kill me.
H had a work meeting tonight so I'm solo parenting for bedtime. It's going surprisingly well so far. I got C down, gave D a bath and now I'm nursing and watching the end of The Mighty Ducks with SS.
I have my 6 week post-partum appointment tomorrow and H is very enthusiastic about his chances for sex tomorrow night. I feel fine, but don't actually want to. Boo.
Post by AlpineSlide on Feb 17, 2016 20:46:15 GMT -5
I have been relying so much on giving ds my phone to occupy himself. Ugh, the baby isn't even here yet...what am I going to do then? i feel like he'll have screentime 24/7 then. i feel like a terrible mom but it is my go-to to get him to do anything at this point. he yells for the phone all the time. I suck.
I'm considering doing a solo weekend at Disney with C. Like fly in Friday night, fly out Sunday night, do whatever we decide to do while there. Is this crazy?
Post by timorousbeastie on Feb 17, 2016 21:06:19 GMT -5
I was really looking forward to using Baby Foot before our big beach vacation. Except I lost track of time and just realized today that we leave in 1.5 weeks. Not enough time to guarantee my feet stop peeling by then. Boo. I wanted super soft feet in the sand!
I got an award at work today! I got a "good catch" award from the hospital medical director for catching an incorrect diagnosis. Basically the ER diagnosed patient who was 16 weeks pregnant with a kidney infection, when really she had a massive pulmonary embolism. When I went to admit her to the hospital I realized that they were wrong wrong wrong, and she was in some serious respiratory distress. I really didn't do anything special, I was just doing my job, but it was still nice to be recognized by my boss and the higher ups in the hospital.
DDs daycare closed at 3 today, so DH picked her up early. Since he picked her up she's fallen off the slide at the park, smashed her head into a corner of the refrigerator, fell in the bathtub and split her eyelid open, and closed her finger in our closet door while we were talking to my aunt (nurse practitioner) if we should take her in for stitches for the eye (no, thankfully). All on DH's watch. OMG this child!
I was putting DS down and DH came in to check in on us when DS had an audible poop. DH laughed. Guess who got to change the diaper and rock him back to sleep? Joke's on you DH!
DD has strep. Countdown until I come down with it?
I have a huge work event next week. Fuuuuuck.
Ds1 had strep and it was over a month before I had it so I think it was from somewhere else. I took elderberry, extra vitamin d and gargled with salt water 3x/day.