so, our new neighbors have a famous special needs dog

[frkls]

the dog has 824,576 facebook followers?!?!??

[frkls]

and the dog types exclusively in baby talk and i can't understand half of what's going on on his facebook page or various wishlists and donation pages. lol

[vicky]

I wanna see :x

[silva]

Lol

[miniroller]

C'mon frkls, not even gonna give us a name? The baby (puppy?) FB talk is vicariously annoying the crap out of me!

[frkls]

i had to make sure there wasn't an address or anything before i shared it. LOL!

www.facebook.com/MunstersFancyPants/?ref=br_rs

[carrotsmakemefat]

How cute is that!?!?!

[rosiebear]

Cute dog, but baby talk squicks me out. Ew.

[vicky]

Gwammy.

[konstantine]

It took me ten minutes to decipher the first post. Cute dog, annoying owners. The baby talk... No.

[frkls]

Mar 12, 2016 9:59:12 GMT -5 vicky said:

Gwammy.

right?!?!  my friend/neighbor lives right next door to them and has been talking to the dog's "mommy" and is pretty convinced they are living off the donations people send the dog

[vicky]

Mar 12, 2016 10:04:21 GMT -5 frkls said:

Mar 12, 2016 9:59:12 GMT -5 vicky said:

Gwammy.

right?!?!  my friend/neighbor lives right next door to them and has been talking to the dog's "mommy" and is pretty convinced they are living off the donations people send the dog

Is she insufferable? I can't help but think she's insufferable. Baby talk is the worst. Even the babies on Rugrats didn't use that much baby talk!

[BaliHai]

What the actual fuck?

I made it through three sentences of that first post. No. Nope.

[tacokick]

Mar 12, 2016 10:04:21 GMT -5 frkls said:

Mar 12, 2016 9:59:12 GMT -5 vicky said:

Gwammy.

right?!?!  my friend/neighbor lives right next door to them and has been talking to the dog's "mommy" and is pretty convinced they are living off the donations people send the dog

I bet they are. Most posts seems to be a ploy for donations of some sort.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Well I know who wouldnt replace your douchefriend. This is asinine.

[frkls]

Mar 12, 2016 10:09:46 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Well I know who wouldnt replace your douchefriend. This is asinine.

just a quick update on that little situation since i deleted the last thread.  i didn't realize that DH was unaware of the volume of messages i was receiving from that guy and he is PISSED.  he's not upset in a "why are you texting my wife" kinda way, but in a "she asked you to stop and you're ignoring her" way.  he's going to address it with him again today.

eta: BAM!!!  AW Level Expert when you hijack your own thread!

[frkls]

Mar 12, 2016 10:07:44 GMT -5 BaliHai said:

What the actual fuck?

I made it through three sentences of that first post. No. Nope.

luckily, there are secondary sources 

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XWXZ3NQ/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?ie=UTF8&btkr=1 

[frkls]

Mar 12, 2016 10:11:51 GMT -5 frkls said:

Mar 12, 2016 10:09:46 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Well I know who wouldnt replace your douchefriend. This is asinine.

just a quick update on that little situation since i deleted the last thread.  i didn't realize that DH was unaware of the volume of messages i was receiving from that guy and he is PISSED.  he's not upset in a "why are you texting my wife" kinda way, but in a "she asked you to stop and you're ignoring her" way.  he's going to address it with him again today.

eta: BAM!!!  AW Level Expert when you hijack your own thread!

OMG!!! he just facebook messaged me AS I WAS TYPING THIS

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I'm glad your h is addressing DF. He clearly didn't get the message from you so maybe your h will get thru to him. And if he doesnt, well...keep him blocked anyway. You don't owe him shit (although the shit of this dog who can't write on a bag is tempting.).

[thinkofthesoldiers]

BLOCK HIM.

[mcsangel2]

Blocking him in FB would send a real clear message.

[auntie]

So I went to the link and discovered my BBF from kindie is a fan of said bulldog

[speckledfrog]

Defriend him. You don't need more crazy in your life.

[kris356]

I follow a lot of dogs on Facebook and Instagram but this one is too much. I didn't even make through the first post.

Plus, the owner took on this dog knowing its medical needs I really don't feel bad for her and would not be giving her money. I know that dogs can be expensive and emergency happen, dogs develop illnesses that are chronic and unexpected but taking on this dog was going to cost a lot and she should have been prepared. If she couldn't handle it financially should should have not adopted him.

I am not cold hearted but I would never take a rescued that I didn't think we could financially support. I want to save them all but I know my limits. We have dealt with glaucoma, seizures, arthritis, blown knees, special diets, chronic allergies.

[kris356]

Oh and as for your "friend" block, defriend. He has no respect for you or your friendship.

[Mrs. ChanandlerBong]

1. Block that "friend" from m everything.

2. IG or FB to share funny pet photos? Fine
IG or FB for your pet, where you role play as then talking in baby talk....about your owners getting a new toilet is really weird

3. Actual adult humans replying to said baby talking pet, in the same form of baby speak...just fucking no. OMG.

[pantsparty]

I'm offended on behalf of this dog. "Wizza and cwapper things"? You're telling me the dog can communicate in paragraphs but can't remember the word for toilet?

[textbookcase]

I have German embarrassment whilst reading that FB page.

[spellingbea]

A cat would never talk like that.

[cats]

I feel like this is what Farrah would sound like if she had a dog