ACHTUNG! ATTENCION! There is a new board!

[miso]

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[05heel]

Will there be a Throwback Thursday tomorrow? I'm assuming all entries will be in daguerreotype format.

[MixedBerryJam]

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:23 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Guys, I'm really mature for my age!!!!

You say you're mature, but your sig says you're a 14yo boy.

[formerlyak]

Can I lurk there to see what I have to look forward to in a couple years?

[05heel]

Mar 30, 2016 15:22:22 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 15:17:29 GMT -5 05heel said:

Will there be a Throwback Thursday tomorrow? I'm assuming all entries will be in daguerreotype format.

Why don't you just go start your own artisinal flour board? Honk honk.

Don't need to.  I'm already a very active and cherished member of the King Arthur Flour Baking Circle boards.  Picked up my copy of Sift magazine yesterday.  That bitch was still warm off the presses. 

Would you like me to bake a baguette for you to gum? 

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 15:17:29 GMT -5 05heel said:

Will there be a Throwback Thursday tomorrow? I'm assuming all entries will be in daguerreotype format.

I prefer clay tablets myself.

[miso]

I love everyone today.

[05heel]

Mar 30, 2016 15:27:26 GMT -5 flex said:

Mar 30, 2016 15:17:29 GMT -5 05heel said:

Will there be a Throwback Thursday tomorrow? I'm assuming all entries will be in daguerreotype format.

I prefer clay tablets myself.

Hieroglyph Ho!

::shots fired::

::reloads musket::

[panicfoot]

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:55 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:30:51 GMT -5 vicky said:

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

No, they will just talk about their hip problems, menopause, hearing loss, gray hair and vaginal dryness over there

In that case, will The Olds accept 34 year olds?

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2016 14:58:02 GMT -5 miso said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:23 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Guys, I'm really mature for my age!!!!

I'm not.

I shop at H&M.

that's the board I need, the perpetually immature board.

I hear the old toys r' us song in my head about never wanting to grow up.

Speaking of age, if I ever had another troll name it would MadelineAlbrightsNeck. She was on PBS earlier and that waddle looked like a vagina. It was bad. That is probably the single meanest thing I had ever said.

[intentionalsnarkshark]

[scottyderp]

We already talk about rolling and tucking our long labias here!  Or, at least I do.  Eventually it's going in the sock.

[alzi]

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:55 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:30:51 GMT -5 vicky said:

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

No, they will just talk about their hip problems, menopause, hearing loss, gray hair and vaginal dryness over there

Hearing loss? I may have to check it out!

[05heel]

Mar 30, 2016 20:28:35 GMT -5 alzi said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:55 GMT -5 mofongo said:

No, they will just talk about their hip problems, menopause, hearing loss, gray hair and vaginal dryness over there

Hearing loss? I may have to check it out!

I'll do an Ask the Druggist post.  You know old people love that term.  I knew that I was in for a treat when someone asked to speak to the druggist.  And by treat, I mean a long winded tale that ends with my being berated for things I can't control. 

[verycontrary247]

Why do the olds get their own board?!

I demand a 30 and younger board for youths so we can talk about our first world millennial problems.

[sequins]

Mar 30, 2016 20:44:46 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

Why do the olds get their own board?!

I demand a 30 and younger board for youths so we can talk about our first world millennial problems.

#boardgoals #fleekAF 

[Deleted]

I am not thrilled to hear that 45 is the threshold for menopause and the completion of child rearing.

[mrsukyankee]

Mar 31, 2016 3:15:38 GMT -5 elle said:

I am not thrilled to hear that 45 is the threshold for menopause and the completion of child rearing.

Can't speak to the child rearing thing as I have none, but yeah, menopausal crap started a few years ago for me (I'm 47).

[Beeps (WOT?*)]

I want a birthday cake badge since the board and I share a birthday. Not my fault I'm young at heart and was at school all day trying to get a bunch of cheapskates to donate to our coin drives so I couldn't be first.

Oh, wait, I guess it is. C'est la vie. No birthday cake for me.

[alzi]

Mar 30, 2016 20:35:54 GMT -5 05heel said:

Mar 30, 2016 20:28:35 GMT -5 alzi said:

Hearing loss? I may have to check it out!

I'll do an Ask the Druggist post.  You know old people love that term.  I knew that I was in for a treat when someone asked to speak to the druggist.  And by treat, I mean a long winded tale that ends with my being berated for things I can't control. 

I won't bother with ask the audiologist. Most olds are in denial ?

[FormerlyRR]

Mar 30, 2016 14:44:08 GMT -5 TR said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:39:49 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Sweet! I love when people are in the know!

Ha, I had to figure it out because I knew I'd seen her post recently, but when I clicked on your tag there were no recent posts so I searched her old sn and walla!

Y'all must be on the app. It says it right under my avatar.

[snipsnsnails]

Mar 31, 2016 6:35:53 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:44:08 GMT -5 TR said:

Ha, I had to figure it out because I knew I'd seen her post recently, but when I clicked on your tag there were no recent posts so I searched her old sn and walla!

Y'all must be on the app. It says it right under my avatar.

Definitely on the app, but still oblivious! Glad you're not gone!

[TR]

Mar 31, 2016 6:35:53 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:44:08 GMT -5 TR said:

Ha, I had to figure it out because I knew I'd seen her post recently, but when I clicked on your tag there were no recent posts so I searched her old sn and walla!

Y'all must be on the app. It says it right under my avatar.

haha so it is! I just look at avatar pictures, I never notice what's underneath.

[mrsukyankee]

Mar 31, 2016 8:40:39 GMT -5 @invino said:

Mar 31, 2016 3:56:23 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Can't speak to the child rearing thing as I have none, but yeah, menopausal crap started a few years ago for me (I'm 47).

Dude if I go into menopause at 45 I want a refund of my tubes. #ijustcutthemoffafewmonthsago

Yup - 45 with night sweats, horrible periods (I felt like I was a teenager again)...growing a hair in places you never thought it'd go and it's white, of course....

[Mrs.Rad888]

Mar 31, 2016 5:56:08 GMT -5 alzi said:

Mar 30, 2016 20:35:54 GMT -5 05heel said:

I'll do an Ask the Druggist post.  You know old people love that term.  I knew that I was in for a treat when someone asked to speak to the druggist.  And by treat, I mean a long winded tale that ends with my being berated for things I can't control. 

I won't bother with ask the audiologist. Most olds are in denial ?

I'm not hard of hearing, you youts just mumble too much!

[Deleted]

Mar 31, 2016 3:15:38 GMT -5 elle said:

I am not thrilled to hear that 45 is the threshold for menopause and the completion of child rearing.

My mom told me a few months ago, that both her and her mother went through menopause at 45.  It was apparently a quick process for both of them. I may have actually estimated my remaining number of periods shortly after she told me.

[05heel]

Since I'm obviously and irrationally annoyed by this new board, I've decided to think of a positive aspect. I'm assuming that there will be no more pointless replies such as: "you were in kindergarten when the Challenger exploded? I was driving to my job as a tenured professor! I was a partner in a law firm! I was in a nursing home!"

Might I suggest a stickied post over there explaining how the world did not cease to spin when you were born?