WATCH YOUR BACK ESD!!!

[smock]

Because guess who just became your CO-MOD?!?!?!

[esdreturns]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

edited by smock
edited back by ESD

[Muddled]

ROTFL

[pedanticwench]

Awwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[smock]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I feel like Ursula in the Little Mermaid when she started growing real big.

[fussbucket]

Why stop with two consuls when we could have a triumvirate! Or a, um, a triumfeminate!

[broc]

MODDING FOR ALL!

[Deleted]

One, two, smock is coming for you . . .

Did I tell you guys about the time I made pete cry while I was singing that song? I think he was like 6 or 7. We were wandering down the aisles of kmart (yes, I shop there . . . occasionally) and I started singing one, two, freddie's coming for you.

Oh god, he started bawling. "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" I thought about disowning him in that moment.

[maucat]

Damn, now no bacon is safe.

Habbs, that's hilarious. In retrospect of course.

[smock]

Please turn in all bacon at the designated drop-off locations. It will not be returned to you.

Signed,
Smock
BACON HATER OF THE UNIVERSE
and ESD
SECOND BACON HATER OF THE UNIVERSE

Edit: This is no universe in which ESD hates bacon.

[maucat]

ESD, I think smock made a mistake in her post...you should correct that for her.

[nerdicorn]

May 10, 2012 13:58:11 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

Why stop with two consuls when we could have a triumvirate! Or a, um, a triumfeminate!

shit's about to get academic up in here!

[broc]

ESD, why didn't you revert to EatShitAndDie, because here? There are no bumpies to report your username to the nest!

[Deleted]

I did not know what ESD stood for until now, I always assumed it was initials. The things I learn.

[esdreturns]

May 10, 2012 14:17:42 GMT -5 broc said:

ESD, why didn't you revert to EatShitAndDie, because here? There are no bumpies to report your username to the nest!

I honestly didn't even think about it. I've been ESDReturns for longer than I was EatShit&Die. The good thing about here is, I'm pretty sure you can change your username.

[nerdicorn]

May 10, 2012 14:17:42 GMT -5 broc said:

ESD, why didn't you revert to EatShitAndDie, because here? There are no bumpies to report your username to the nest!

There could be bumpies, though.

They could be lurking, watching silently... hiding in the walls..



Of course, there's no one to report it to! I was actually wondering the same thing.

[fussbucket]

May 10, 2012 14:20:38 GMT -5 nerdicorn said:

Of course, there's no one to report it to! I was actually wondering the same thing.

Obv the only choice is to report it to the board's moderator!

[smock]

Don't make me ban you, ESD.

[Deleted]

May 10, 2012 14:23:10 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

May 10, 2012 14:20:38 GMT -5 nerdicorn said:

Of course, there's no one to report it to! I was actually wondering the same thing.

Obv the only choice is to report it to the board's moderator!

Yeah, I just moused over report and it goes to smock and ESD. So ESD... you could... block yourself? Or smock could have her revenge.

[esdreturns]

May 10, 2012 14:27:37 GMT -5 @feinicstine said:

May 10, 2012 14:23:10 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

Obv the only choice is to report it to the board's moderator!

Yeah, I just moused over report and it goes to smock and ESD. So ESD... you could... block yourself? Or smock could have her revenge.

I should totally BAN SMOCK. hmmmmmm

[fussbucket]

May 10, 2012 14:34:35 GMT -5 esdreturns said:

May 10, 2012 14:27:37 GMT -5 @feinicstine said:

Yeah, I just moused over report and it goes to smock and ESD. So ESD... you could... block yourself? Or smock could have her revenge.

I should totally block myself. hmmmmmm

edited by smock

A constiutional crisis! Enact the triumvirate!! That will get some real political intrigue going. I volunteer to be Crassus.

[smock]

You're too pretty to be Crassus, Fuss.

I call Caesar! I call Caesar! (I'd rather be Augustus if we get to choose. He had a triumvirate too.)

[fussbucket]

May 10, 2012 14:46:45 GMT -5 smock said:

You're too pretty to be Crassus, Fuss.

I call Caesar! I call Caesar! (I'd rather be Augustus if we get to choose. He had a triumvirate too.)

But I am a wealthly land-owner. I could help you finance your ambitious campaigns!

[smock]

May 10, 2012 14:50:46 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

May 10, 2012 14:46:45 GMT -5 smock said:

You're too pretty to be Crassus, Fuss.

I call Caesar! I call Caesar! (I'd rather be Augustus if we get to choose. He had a triumvirate too.)

But I am a wealthly land-owner. I could help you finance your ambitious campaigns!

This alliance will last for all time! Fuss and Smock, standing for liberty and shit like that! Tremble, dictators of TIP (that's you ESD!), your days are numbered!

[fussbucket]

May 10, 2012 14:51:56 GMT -5 smock said:

May 10, 2012 14:50:46 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

But I am a wealthly land-owner. I could help you finance your ambitious campaigns!

This alliance will last for all time! Fuss and Smock, standing for liberty and shit like that! Tremble, dictators of TIP (that's you ESD!), your days are numbered!

No, no, no! ESD is IN the triumvirate! She's Pompey, I guess. By process of elimination or something.

[smock]

May 10, 2012 14:53:26 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

May 10, 2012 14:51:56 GMT -5 smock said:

This alliance will last for all time! Fuss and Smock, standing for liberty and shit like that! Tremble, dictators of TIP (that's you ESD!), your days are numbered!

No, no, no! ESD is IN the triumvirate! She's Pompey, I guess. By process of elimination or something.

Yeah, well clearly we're making a secret alliance behind her back. DUH!

[fussbucket]

AHEM Elliearroway is no longer appearing as a mod, clearing the way for Fuss/Crassus!

[smock]

I have no idea how to make new mods, though. Apparently I'm not a very good Smock-Caesar.

[fussbucket]

To be fair, the First Triumvirate is still relatively early in your career.

Just remember who helped make you.

[nerdicorn]

I want a position in this political maneuvering but alas I must be too much of a pleb