Did I tell you guys about the time I made pete cry while I was singing that song? I think he was like 6 or 7. We were wandering down the aisles of kmart (yes, I shop there . . . occasionally) and I started singing one, two, freddie's coming for you.
Oh god, he started bawling. "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" I thought about disowning him in that moment.