Friday Randoms

[tictac]

DH listens to a podcast called "This Week in Science" and this morning while we were both getting ready for work, I overheard this segment where they were talking about panda poop.

I didn't get to hear the whole thing, but it turns out that pandas lack some enzyme that is needed in order to actually properly digest bamboo.

Since hearing that, I've just spent all morning inexplicably seething over this information like "You know what, pandas? You can't even properly digest your main dietary staple. MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE ENDANGERED, YOU GENETIC CUL DE SACS!!!!"

I had no idea this would bug me so much, lol.

[greenlight]

May 20, 2016 7:43:41 GMT -5 venice2007 said:

I hate when ups updates at 4:50 in the morning that my stuff is out for delivery, yet it doesn't get here until after 8 pm. Don't tease me all damn day GAHHHHH

Yes!
And approx 4,287 ups trucks will drive by my house during the course of the day, and I'm looking out the window all forlorn like, Whyyyy? Why not meeeeeee?

[silva]

I had the wildest dream. I was going golfing with Matthew McConaughey and before we were set to go, I was putting on makeup and applied the perfect cat eye eyeliner. Only to mess it up when I wanted to add a little blue sparkle to it. Whaaa?

[nahoku]

I am thankful that drunken me had the foresight to take some ibuprofen before bed last night or today could have been rough. And h is working from home today and ruining my lazy morning vibe. He keeps asking what I'm doing, what I'm reading. I'm drinking coffee and catching up on message board drama, h, leave me alone!

[peachykate]

I went to the dermatologist yesterday to get my six month body scan and I picked up a freaking skin infection in the hospital, most likely for one of my HG visits as I've had it a while. I knew there was something wrong with my arm, lol, but when I went to a different dr last month they said it was just some weird pregnancy rash. Now I'm on two weeks of cipro. I'm thinking at least I will lose a few pounds being on the antibiotic for so long and the dr promises I won't feel so run down, lol.

I've also started bleeding a decent amount again, they told me I'm doing too much. This is just another thing I'm blaming on my brother since I didn't end up with a maternity leave because I have to clean up his messes. I work from home and do a decent amount of driving but I'm not working a ton but it's still more than I should be. I couldn't even take Jax to school today because I have to meet someone at 12 and I can't do both at once. My mom actually suggested I ask my brother to pick him up from school, sorry since I think he's on drugs or he's just a total asshole I'm not having him pick or watch my kids ever. Thanks. I think I'm also being too hard on myself weight wise because everything went back to normal basically the day I got home so I feel like everything in my life should just be back to the way it was before I had Owen.

I did find awesome shorts for thunder things- Loft Outlet Running Shorts. I'll take a picture later and post it.

[luckyval]

Hart shocked the shit out of me this morning.

He woke me up at 7:30, fully dressed, teeth brushed, fish fed and he had already found himself breakfast.

Let's see how long that self-sufficiency lasts, lol. But H and I were floored!

[pantsparty]

May 20, 2016 9:38:37 GMT -5 tictac said:

DH listens to a podcast called "This Week in Science" and this morning while we were both getting ready for work, I overheard this segment where they were talking about panda poop.

I didn't get to hear the whole thing, but it turns out that pandas lack some enzyme that is needed in order to actually properly digest bamboo.

Since hearing that, I've just spent all morning inexplicably seething over this information like "You know what, pandas? You can't even properly digest your main dietary staple. MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE ENDANGERED, YOU GENETIC CUL DE SACS!!!!"

I had no idea this would bug me so much, lol.

They don't like to have sex either. Their cuteness is the only thing keeping them alive.

[muffin0]

May 20, 2016 9:38:37 GMT -5 tictac said:

DH listens to a podcast called "This Week in Science" and this morning while we were both getting ready for work, I overheard this segment where they were talking about panda poop.

I didn't get to hear the whole thing, but it turns out that pandas lack some enzyme that is needed in order to actually properly digest bamboo.

Since hearing that, I've just spent all morning inexplicably seething over this information like "You know what, pandas? You can't even properly digest your main dietary staple. MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE ENDANGERED, YOU GENETIC CUL DE SACS!!!!"

I had no idea this would bug me so much, lol.

OH MY GOD

/dead

[Deleted]

On a recent early evening walk, a young man, shouted out his window that I was a, "mothering fucking whore". 

Today, a man pulled over to the side of the road, and told me that I should walk faster, pick up the pace, so that I could get in shape faster. 

This is how I feel about those experiences:

[tictac]

May 20, 2016 10:06:51 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

They don't like to have sex either. Their cuteness is the only thing keeping them alive.

The one host, Blair, rails against how much she hates pandas because of their bullshit all the time, and usually I'm like "Aw, Blair, why so much panda hate?"

After this morning, though, I'm like "Team Blair. 4 LYFE." Lol.

[kevin arnold]

May 20, 2016 10:23:10 GMT -5 @imback said:

On a recent early evening walk, a young man, shouted out his window that I was a, "mothering fucking whore". 

A fucking whore who is in touch with her maternal instincts and provides comfort and care. There are worse things I suppose.

[isabel]

May 20, 2016 10:02:26 GMT -5 peachykate said:

I did find awesome shorts for thunder things- Loft Outlet Running Shorts. I'll take a picture later and post it.

Please do and hugs.

I am supposed to be at Harry Potter World, but apparently Orlando is rained out this weekend, so we rescheduled for June. I'm a little bummed, but it will be here soon enough.

We're taking DS to the zoo this afternoon and I am so excited! I think he's going to be fascinated by the animals and will refer to every single one as "GUHHHHH!" (dog).

[TR]

I haven't talked to, emailed with, or texted with my mom since our conversation Tuesday night. This is the longest we've gone without communicating in years. I keep thinking of things I want to tell her, but then I get mad at her again. I just want her to apologize. But I don't know if she will. Maybe I should just write out an email about how her comments made me feel and see how that goes? Ugh.

[venice2007]

May 20, 2016 9:41:30 GMT -5 greenlight said:

May 20, 2016 7:43:41 GMT -5 venice2007 said:

I hate when ups updates at 4:50 in the morning that my stuff is out for delivery, yet it doesn't get here until after 8 pm. Don't tease me all damn day GAHHHHH

Yes!
And approx 4,287 ups trucks will drive by my house during the course of the day, and I'm looking out the window all forlorn like, Whyyyy? Why not meeeeeee?

Yes! The damn UPS guy comes on my neighborhood street about 250 times yet it's never for me until 8 PM! Gah!

[silva]

We finally got our other window estimate.....it's double what our other one is. holy shit.

[adhdfashion]

I was going to go Costco shopping. But I am feeling meh about it.