LOL, yesterday I was in H's office and he was on the Amazon ordering screen. He scrolled up and I saw a little Dobby figurine, like one of those blocky-head dolls (OMG they're a thing but I have no idea what they're called). I was like, "Wait...what's that?" and he got pissed and was all, "It was supposed to be a STOCKING STUFFER! You're RUINING CHRISTMAS!" LOL dude, why did you scroll up?!? He says I'm not getting it until Christmas, SO THERE.
The only way to respond to this stocking stuffer is to get him a custom bobblehead. Saw it on living social just now