"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Dude no. Wtf. I'm so sorry prof. This is a fucked up amount of shit for you to deal with right now. Im so sorry for your mom and for you. Thinking good thoughts for all of you. And if you need anything we're not far away. Even if it's to get out of the house for a night and get away for a sec. <3