When I was a kid, I was given a children's bible, complete with cutesy pastel illustrations. This is what I imagine Trump will be using. Since he can't read and all.
Allegedly. In case the NSA comes knocking on my door at 1:01 on Friday.
Gross. I don't want that creepy bastard touching anything of historical significance in this country. Literally and figuratively.
Where's that pissed off bald eagle. He's effective at thwarting tiny fingers.
I read a story yesterday about how the WH staff flips the house in around 5 hours to be ready for the new president after the old president leaves. All his clothes, toothpaste etc will be there when he walks in.
It made me nauseous to think of Cheeto face walking into the WH after the inauguration and having it all set up for him for the next four years. Sick to my stomach.
When I was a kid, I was given a children's bible, complete with cutesy pastel illustrations. This is what I imagine Trump will be using. Since he can't read and all.
Allegedly. In case the NSA comes knocking on my door at 1:01 on Friday.
OMG, I am now envisioning Trump being sworn in on a Precious Moments bible.
When I was a kid, I was given a children's bible, complete with cutesy pastel illustrations. This is what I imagine Trump will be using. Since he can't read and all.
Allegedly. In case the NSA comes knocking on my door at 1:01 on Friday.
OMG, I am now envisioning Trump being sworn in on a Precious Moments bible.
I have a hard time believing trump has a childhood bible
Eh. I'm not surprised. A lot of horrible people had their hands all over the Christian bible.
He's in good company with Jim Jones, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, Jack Chick, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Bob Jones (all of them), Terry Jones, Mike Huckabee, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, and a loooot of other lovely, kind-hearted politicians of today and yesteryear.
*As an aside, have you ever noticed how many faux Christian prophets are named 'Jim'?