1/25 White House press release

[periwinkle]

So how long till we start seeing this administration publishing North Korea-style propaganda posters?

[partiallysunny]

I am seriously embarrassed. WTF

[mrshandy]

LOL, this would be hilarious, if it wasn't terrifying.

[bowies]

Jan 25, 2017 11:00:39 GMT -5 downtoearth said:

Let's just take one and confirm that it is out of context...

From the press release:

The Atlantic: Trump’s “Coming Out As A Winner On Many Issues.” “But what if the Trump presidency is actually off to a surprisingly effective start? … The result, paradoxically, is that he’s coming out as a winner on many issues.” (David A. Graham, “Is Trump's Presidency Off To A Successful Start?,” The Atlantic, 1/24/17)

What is in Atlantic Article...

But what if the Trump presidency is actually off to a surprisingly effective start? For Months, Trump has shown a perverse ability to overshadow his own message with chaos and disorder, and the first five days of his administration fit right into that pattern.

...(lots of stuff about the chaos and strange happenings)...

The result, paradoxically, is that he's coming out as a winner on many issues. Some of these victories may prove to be pyrrhic. Getting shaky and unprepared nominees confirmed is a good way to produce shaky and unprepared Cabinet secretaries. ...

He's just cutting out the dishonest parts. 

[pizzapizza]

Jan 25, 2017 10:03:54 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

Friday's press release: "Just so you know, Trump has an enormous dick!"

You kill me.  I especially appreciate your exemplary use of gifs/memes.

[Velar Fricative]

Headlines to be read aloud by this renowned North Korean news anchor:

[jeaniebueller]

I don't see it, is it gone?

[shauni27]

Jan 25, 2017 11:50:58 GMT -5 jeaniebueller said:

I don't see it, is it gone?

I didn't at first either, but then I went back and it was there.

[rex]

HE IS SUCH A NARCISSIST I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

[miniroller]

Jan 25, 2017 11:50:58 GMT -5 jeaniebueller said:

I don't see it, is it gone?

Yeah, try again: I just got it a minute ago.

They're not even gonna try to hide it or make the Totalitarianism Transition surreptitious, huh..? 😐😮☹️

[ESF]

Looks like Pervy McStalin needed some new material for his spank bank. He couldn't smuggle his porn collection out of Trump Tower with Secret Service watching, the portraits of himself that he bought with charity money are in hiding, and he doesn't know how to use the internet.

[GilliC]

I don't even have words to respond.

So I made this...

[ESF]

Jan 25, 2017 12:17:22 GMT -5 GilliC said:

I don't even have words to respond.

So I made this...

YOU ARE THE BEST

[bohemianmango]

This is fitting given today is National Opposite Day.

[madisen]

Jan 25, 2017 12:22:41 GMT -5 bohemianmango said:

This is fitting given today is National Opposite Day.

We've been living in bizarro world since election night.

[scout8]

How long before everyone is required to have a picture of him hanging inside their house? A week?

[pandora89]

This is really scary.

[bohemianmango]

Jan 25, 2017 12:59:01 GMT -5 madisen said:

Jan 25, 2017 12:22:41 GMT -5 bohemianmango said:

This is fitting given today is National Opposite Day.

We've been living in bizarro world since election night.

Oh, I know. I've been hoping the credits for Twilight Zone or Black Mirror would show up any moment.

I'm just commenting on the praise being highlighted today.

[isabel]

Jan 25, 2017 11:03:38 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

I am seriously embarrassed terrified. WTF

FTFY. Seriously, this is so fucking scary. In the past couple days we have censorship of free speech and the media on climate change and other environmental impacts and now there's literal state-run propaganda out there.

[partiallysunny]

Jan 25, 2017 13:28:50 GMT -5 isabel said:

Jan 25, 2017 11:03:38 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

I am seriously embarrassed terrified. WTF

FTFY. Seriously, this is so fucking scary. In the past couple days we have censorship of free speech and the media on climate change and other environmental impacts and now there's literal state-run propaganda out there.

I've been terrified since he won!

Embarrassed for the nation is a nice change of pace.

[whisperingalene]

This is where satire can bite us in the ass. Next he'll be quoting the Onion.