"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I'll join you. I have lol'd at many things on here, but not that.
The reactions were way funnier than the actual story.
Disagree! The fact that anyone would think a grand romantic gesture is driving by in a boat with balloons while your beloved is stuck on a dock is fucking hilarious!
It's like a plot from Arrested Development. I can see Gob or Tobias doing it.
The story, or the fact that people kept trying to make "boating it by" happen?
Any of it. I don't know why. I find plenty of dumbass shit hilarious. But that story just didn't do it for me.
It's the dumbass thought behind it that really gets me. "This is AMAZING! She's going to LOVE IT!" He probably told his friends all week about his awesome plans, and all the amazing sex he thought he was going to get out of it.
Any of it. I don't know why. I find plenty of dumbass shit hilarious. But that story just didn't do it for me.
It's the dumbass thought behind it that really gets me. "This is AMAZING! She's going to LOVE IT!" He probably told his friends all week about his awesome plans, and all the amazing sex he thought he was going to get out of it.
The reactions were way funnier than the actual story.
Disagree! The fact that anyone would think a grand romantic gesture is driving by in a boat with balloons while your beloved is stuck on a dock is fucking hilarious!
It's like a plot from Arrested Development. I can see Gob or Tobias doing it.
Oh it is funny, but the reactions were the part that really made me snort.
Disagree! The fact that anyone would think a grand romantic gesture is driving by in a boat with balloons while your beloved is stuck on a dock is fucking hilarious!
It's like a plot from Arrested Development. I can see Gob or Tobias doing it.
Oh it is funny, but the reactions were the part that really made me snort.
I think rosiebear 's description of someone's husband slowly driving by with a bouquet of flowers while one is forced to stand on the sidewalk did me in.
Laz was fine. I don't remember any overtly racist comments (feel free to correct me). She was entertaining enough for me to read her stories so if I'm going to call her lame, I need to call myself lame too. I'm not sure why she is getting the business now. The yacht burger story was on par with tv with Laz and just about anything else she posted.
Well. She did accuse His of faking cancer. That's kind of where she went off the rails for me. But like I said earlier, I'd happily fuck on a boat and then have a victory burger.
Does anyone here read Ask A Manager? I was reading one of entries about a coworker saying a racist term at their bosses house (I believe it was posted over on CEP and was one of today's or yesterdays entries). I was scrolling through the comments and happened upon a very familiar screen-name. Looks like she is talking about more than just TV nowadays.
Does anyone here read Ask A Manager? I was reading one of entries about a coworker saying a racist term at their bosses house (I believe it was posted over on CEP and was one of today's or yesterdays entries). I was scrolling through the comments and happened upon a very familiar screen-name. Looks like she is talking about more than just TV nowadays.