I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Sex
In my case, the 6 train was enough to break my water.
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Sex
In my case, the 6 train was enough to break my water.
Our doctor actually said sex is the only thing some of them say could work. Random people have also said that to me in person (awkward) so of course the side joke of "that's what got you into this situation in the first place!" I usually just awkwardly giggle but luckily with close people I can say "Well it's actually not, so might as well get it in on the process somehow!" Yay for awkward IVF an sex conversations.
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Go eat a big plate of eggplant parm. Or in my case, eat half and bring half home to have the next day. You'll go into labor and never get to eat the damn leftovers
Also, getting tons of crap for beyond questionable behavior. See: kids at a swingers party left alone to "sleep" even bought one kid was prone to waking up
It simply blows my mind that
A. She thought this was an okay thing to do B. She then thought it was okay to share this information C. She then defended her position
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Go eat a big plate of eggplant parm. Or in my case, eat half and bring half home to have the next day. You'll go into labor and never get to eat the damn leftovers
As long as I make it through getting my nails done, he can come at any time. Hell, I think even if my water broke right now i would finish here before going to the hospital. Oh wait that sounds messy.
Go eat a big plate of eggplant parm. Or in my case, eat half and bring half home to have the next day. You'll go into labor and never get to eat the damn leftovers
As long as I make it through getting my nails done, he can come at any time. Hell, I think even if my water broke right now i would finish here before going to the hospital. Oh wait that sounds messy.
Good luck! I went for a pedicure super pregnant with #2 or #3. I waddled in and basically said, "know all that stuff you're supposed to avoid because it can induce labor? Do all that stuff"
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Do you have a riding lawn mower? That did it for me!
I am TRYING! How do I get him out? I'm going to get a pedicure in an hour and I hope that tempts fate enough that my water will break when only one foot is done.
Do you have a riding lawn mower? That did it for me!
We don't
I made it through my nail appointment so now I'm going to clean the house. More activity might work? Please?
I haven't seen Elsa since the last brunch GTG with several other posters. What are you getting at here? Just say it.
Also, FYI, I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow and won't be posting much since you're interested.
I'm not getting at anything. It was an observation, for the reasons I already said. I noticed you weren't posting, and you're usually not quiet about shit that's uncool.
Well, I was guilty of liking one of the posts about not bringing looks into the argument (not Elsa's the one before it). So... I was guilty of that, too. After reading the thread I understand how I was wrong. And clearly, it took a turn. What would you like me to address, exactly?
Wait I thought mofongo and others were going to do old st Pete stories. I haven't been here long enough to know them all
It's kind of exhausting.
VERY BAD DECISION MAKING...BRAG TO BOARD...GET FLAMED....HUFF OFF AND GBCN...RETURN UNDER A NEW NAME...OUT YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY...RINSE AND REPEAT
A good while after the booby stuff she came back and said they were still friends and booby had been at her house, or they traveled together? I think that was the final final final final final final final final final straw.
ETA: Most of the bad decisions involved dating and/or her kids:(
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
That purple ketchup (catsup) was a bridge too fucking far. That's disgusting.
But speaking of catsup, we may as well talk about Sue Sue in this mess.
RAMEKINS
eta another lawyer. Lol.
I admit I skipped a few pages but when my kids were little (so like 15+ years ago) I bought purple AND green (separately, lol that I feel the need to clarify this) ketchup. OMG you would have thought we won the lottery at my house. Other kids came over to eat them! (We lived overseas at the time, so technically, I suppose it was "imported.")
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I did not feel bad at ALL for Tamb's husband. Anyone who wants to get laid should know to keep his hair looking decent and not collect crusty old toenails. He's lucky she let him sleep in the house.
He probably cleaned out the cabinet and tamed his hair during her fertile periods while TTC, since that seems to be the only time she'd deign to have sex with him.
I think she posted on here about buying a cabinet? And it was going to be used to store the toenails? JFC I hope I'm not making this up. Because the I'm the lunatic! Someone? Anyone? Can anyone else remember this?