I see this is still going. I remembered another one.
"He's a keeper!" Like, when the husband does something sweet. They've been married for 10 years and he brings flowers home. "He's a keeper". It annoys me so much!
There's a woman that just crawls under my skin SO MUCH. I don't know if it's more her or me but she does this all the time. This exact example (are you friends with her?! lol) and I just roll my eyes b/c she's very much high light reel. She won't post when he's gone on his 4th consecutive weekend away in a fish tournament, leaving her with both kids as he "lives his best life" without his family. lol (also NOT SHOCKED he's been divorced once already. )
I need ham like water Like breath, like rain I need ham like mercy From Heaven's gate Sometimes ham salad or casserole or ham that’s free range, all natural I need ham
When you get a hair cut and someone asks you, “Do you like it?”
1. Now I know you don’t like it. 2. If I didn’t like it, thanks for bringing it up and rubbing it in. 3. Why would you think that’s an appropriate question?
Yes, mom and subordinate, I like my new hair. Psshhhhh
Boy mom. (How did this even get popular? Like, did something happen that women need to proclaim constantly that they are a mom of a boy or boys? Did boys become somehow more popular than girls? Are they saying it because they feel little boys are too difficult and it is a pat on their own back?) I know several people who say it constantly..if we are friends, I give it an eye roll and move on. But for the general population, I don't understand!
Littles. Your children have names or "kids". Stop calling them littles. "Oh I picked up the littles". Did you now? I thought you picked up inanimate objects from daycare. You know you have kids, I know you have kids. Just call them kids because we both know they are little..hence..kids.
Loose weight. NO YOU DIDN'T. You lost it.
Wierd. No. Stop it. Everyone knows the saying but weird is still spelled, well, weird!
#bossbabe. As she hocks her shit to the same 3 friends and is in debt up to her eyeballs but it is okay Sharon, you are a boss babe. See ya in the real workforce in a few months.
"So get this" as a story opener. I do it too, I shame myself over it as well and have had to backspace many facebook posts and reword it.
"Find an adult" I used to use this one too. Then I realized I am almost 30 and have a career and husband and should probably stfu and be that adult I keep wanting to find.
The overuse of legit and literally.
Tv, movies, speakers, and books who still say/write "I could care less." I will accept it from the general public but people who have gone through several editors and rewrites and it still isn't caught?
Boy mom. (How did this even get popular? Like, did something happen that women need to proclaim constantly that they are a mom of a boy or boys? Did boys become somehow more popular than girls? Are they saying it because they feel little boys are too difficult and it is a pat on their own back?) I know several people who say it constantly..if we are friends, I give it an eye roll and move on. But for the general population, I don't understand!
I could rant for days and I have two boys lol.
I even see basic bitches wearing it on t shirts.
Seeing the hashtag makes me black out for a bit.
It always comes off to me as a superiority thing to me. And it is so fucking gendered and I hate it.
Post by seeyalater52 on Jul 30, 2019 7:12:26 GMT -5
The #boymom thing always reads as so defensive to me. Like they actually wanted girls and are now trying to convince themselves and everyone else that having boys is special/better.
New contribution from me: “homosexual.” It is 2019. Just say gay! No matter who is saying it I always hear it in the way asshole religious homophobes say it - homoSEXUAL. Yes, we get it, all you see when you look at me is dirty dirty sinful lesbian SEX. 🙄
Boy mom. (How did this even get popular? Like, did something happen that women need to proclaim constantly that they are a mom of a boy or boys? Did boys become somehow more popular than girls? Are they saying it because they feel little boys are too difficult and it is a pat on their own back?) I know several people who say it constantly..if we are friends, I give it an eye roll and move on. But for the general population, I don't understand!
Littles. Your children have names or "kids". Stop calling them littles. "Oh I picked up the littles". Did you now? I thought you picked up inanimate objects from daycare. You know you have kids, I know you have kids. Just call them kids because we both know they are little..hence..kids.
Loose weight. NO YOU DIDN'T. You lost it.
Wierd. No. Stop it. Everyone knows the saying but weird is still spelled, well, weird!
#bossbabe. As she hocks her shit to the same 3 friends and is in debt up to her eyeballs but it is okay Sharon, you are a boss babe. See ya in the real workforce in a few months.
"So get this" as a story opener. I do it too, I shame myself over it as well and have had to backspace many facebook posts and reword it.
"Find an adult" I used to use this one too. Then I realized I am almost 30 and have a career and husband and should probably stfu and be that adult I keep wanting to find.
The overuse of legit and literally.
Tv, movies, speakers, and books who still say/write "I could care less." I will accept it from the general public but people who have gone through several editors and rewrites and it still isn't caught?
Ooh related to the bold. Even worse than #boymom (gag) is #girlgang or even worse #tinygirlgang.
Also #letthembelittle is annoying. What does that really mean anyway? Do the people who use that tag think other people are putting their toddlers to work in the salt mines? Come on.
"Adulting" as a verb is eye rolley.
I'm starting to see that I have too many annoyances when it comes to social media, lol.
Both of these are related to all those stupid ass mlm idiots who think they are actually business owners. Nope, you are not a business owner - you are a tupperware lady.
Post by litskispeciality on Jul 30, 2019 9:43:04 GMT -5
When your husband "deserves" a trophy because he does things like cook or wash his own clothes (file under "he's a keeper")
I'm guilty of this a bit "I adulted"
Using the "I have little or small children" excuse when your kids are bigger, let's say 10 (not sure the exact age, but at some point they should be pretty self-sufficent)
(insert husband/spouses profession) wife (baskeball wives, police or fire wives), I don't understand the "honor" you wouldn't say this if you were married to a teacher, banker, construction worker etc.
The #boymom thing always reads as so defensive to me. Like they actually wanted girls and are now trying to convince themselves and everyone else that having boys is special/better.
I have another. When people brag about "yelling and screaming on on FB" specifically regarding politics or politically-charged topics. I always roll my eyes. By all means, that technique has a terrific proven success rate.
Domestic Engineer, or any other cutesy way to say you stay at home.
Oh I love when that post goes around about the salaries of chauffeurs, cooks, babysitters, nannies, nurses, laundresses, personal assistants etc. and the SAHM crows, "THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR MY JOB!"
Using the word sexy to describe food or furniture or design. I had a very strange boss who once described a menu item as "very sexy" in a meeting and I almost horked.
Actually, I pretty much hate the word sexy always. My MIL told my second grader her swimsuit was sexy. That made me cringe. Also, no it is fucking not.
Ugh! Why would she say that, so awkward!
Quoting this as it made me think of Lisa Vanderpump calling her dog sexy. Just gives me a bestiality vibe. Ew.
Domestic Engineer, or any other cutesy way to say you stay at home.
Oh I love when that post goes around about the salaries of chauffeurs, cooks, babysitters, nannies, nurses, laundresses, personal assistants etc. and the SAHM crows, "THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR MY JOB!"
Just stop.
Ohmygaaaaaaa, yes. I stay at home with my kids, but no. Stop. My h and I make fun of that hard core, and I’ll just start saying “laundress, seamstress, short-order cook...”