Dear job: Since we start our week on Saturday, I will have hit 40 hours by lunch today and would have hit 40 hours yesterday except I didn’t work Monday afternoon.
Signed, Tired and Ready for the Long Weekend
Dear Body: You slept for 10 hours last night without drugs! Didn’t it feel awesome? Can we do that more often?
Signed, Your Brain
Dear Brain, You’re the one that keeps us up. But yeah, it did feel great. Let’s do that again soon.
Dear beau, Burn.It.Down. She's crossing more lines that I can count. I'll write every email and script you need to make your case and document this craziness. There's nothing I love more than a good email tongue lashing with paper trails and evidence included. Signed, Captain of Team You
Dear beau's mom, Glad you're on my team. We'll convince your son together. We've got his back. Signed, Team Captain
I’m sad that summer is over, but I am really excited for an awesome year for you both. DD2 - you have the best teacher in the school this year after 2 yellers. I’m so, so happy. DD1 - middle school! You’re going to kill it!
As crazy as you both can make me, I miss you guys today.
Dear mom You were sick Sunday and Monday but now are all better. You refused to get a COVID test even though 2 neighbors that you socialize with are sick with COVID. No I don't want to come over for dinner Friday. Me who is avoiding germs
Dear Team Gymnastics You SUCK!
Dear Other Gymnastic Gym in town Why do you have to be so unaffordable?
If I had realized I would be stapling up a large bulletin board, and putting together furniture, I wouldn't have worn a maxi skirt. Next time, furniture company, let me know when my furniture is being shipped mmm kay?
Now I have a cut and my arm is sliding on my desk from the antibiotic ointment. Hoping for a less physical afternoon.
Dear local parents, Please stop with the lawsuits against the school districts. Some of you are suing because a school district doesn't have a mask mandate and some of you are suing because a school district does. Now the state health secretary mandated masks in all K-12 schools and daycares. Let's stop this waste of time and resources and get the kids in school! Signed, Sick and tired of the madness!
Dear rain, Go away! There is so much flooding that many school districts have closed today. You are not welcome here! Signed, Now I have 3 kids being loud upstairs while I'm trying to work
An annonymous someone (who I have a guess of who it is) wants to contribute to our kids 529s. That we don't have. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just open a 529.
Signed, Thinks your picking a weird place to draw a line in the sand.
Dear company, I'm feeling a lot of feelings about our return to office plan. I don't love it and I don't think we're taking things seriously enough. Just because our state "isn't as bad" as other states in the country doesn't mean things should be totally back to normal. If we want people back, fine. But why aren't we taking ANY mitigation steps? I'm so frustrated and upset over the outcome of our meeting today, I don't know how to proceed and respond. Signed, Kind of feeling heartbroken?
Also work related. Don't tell me you are going to do something with the implication it will be immediately, and then force me to wait for it for hours.
And when it does happen you expect me to act on it within 15 minutes. It doesn't make sense. Why not just tell me when it is time to act instead of telling me that something may happen in the next 4 hours LOL. Because otherwise all I do is keep checking for no reason, nope still not there.
You are EXACTLY what my daughter needed. After years of nagging, never happy enough gymnastics coaches that sucked all the fun out of the sport, we are so thankful to see DD2 so stinking happy. She loves the new challenges, she is having a blast with her new teammates, and you are so encouraging and positive, and exactly what a coach should be.
Signed, Mom that couldn't care less if her daughter is ever a college athlete or Olympian, just wants her kid to feel confident and have fun
Dear Client C I'm sick and tired of you waiting till the last minute and having some excuse why you are sending me payroll at the last second. Then I put other stuff on hold to work on your complicated multi job prevailing wage payroll to finish it and you send me redo and then I finish the redo and you send me another revision. Yes I'm charging you but ugh Angry me