My H used to come use the beer opener in our kitchen drawer and just leave the beer caps right there in the drawer. Wtf. So I started waiting until there was a handful and I’d put them inside his shoes.
Eventually I bought him a wall mounted beer opener with a cup that collects the caps and that finally eliminated the problem.
in his shoes! not what I was expecting but cracked me up! lol
It became an ongoing joke with us - I'd put them in his shoes and later find them under my pillow, etc.
I had a really, really horrible boss a few years ago who was very abusive. A textbook narcissist who I later found out had been sued several times, sexually harassed a coworker, was a total Trumper, etc.
He was obsessed with getting our company a Wikipedia page for some reason. We were not big enough or important enough to warrant that. The notion was so laughable.
After I got laid off, I noticed that he had tried to also add his name to a Wikipedia page called “List of Notable [His Original Nationality]-Americans.”
I deleted it and check every year or so to make sure it stays deleted. Each time I delete it with a note in the Wikipedia backend that says “NOT A NOTEWORTHY PERSON.”
Our neighbor just lets her dog out her front door to wander around, poop wherever, and bark her head off. Whenever I find poop in my yard, I scoop it up and fling it into hers.
I had a really, really horrible boss a few years ago who was very abusive. A textbook narcissist who I later found out had been sued several times, sexually harassed a coworker, was a total Trumper, etc.
He was obsessed with getting our company a Wikipedia page for some reason. We were not big enough or important enough to warrant that. The notion was so laughable.
After I got laid off, I noticed that he had tried to also add his name to a Wikipedia page called “List of Notable [His Original Nationality]-Americans.”
I deleted it and check every year or so to make sure it stays deleted. Each time I delete it with a note in the Wikipedia backend that says “NOT A NOTEWORTHY PERSON.”