Grand jury votes to indict Trump

[Velar Fricative]

Breaking: www.nytimes.com/live/2023/03/30/nyregion/trump-indictment-news/the-unprecedented-case-against-trump-will-have-wide-ranging-implications?smid=url-share

Figured I’d start a new thread because why the hell not.

[underwaterrhymes]

I cannot insert gifs, so instead:

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[madDawg228]

I'm really happy I have tomorrow off of work.

[dutchgirl678]

Yes!!! Bring it on.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2023 16:37:48 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Breaking: www.nytimes.com/live/2023/03/30/nyregion/trump-indictment-news/the-unprecedented-case-against-trump-will-have-wide-ranging-implications?smid=url-share

Figured I’d start a new thread because why the hell not.

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Of course this wonderful moment in history gets its own thread to commemorate this momentous occasion!
my husband is napping so I can’t even talk shit. ☹️
There’s always you guys and my feral Facebook shitposts, though. 

[heat40]

when I say I RUSHED here....cheers to all!!

[mcsangel2]

So when is the perp walk? I want to be sure to catch it live.

[pixy0stix]

I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN THIS WEEK HOLY SHIT!

[smock]

I also RAN here as soon as I got the news notification on my phone. Let this be the first of many indictments for Trump!

[rikki]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

[pumpkin]

Mar 30, 2023 17:03:23 GMT -5 smock said:

I also RAN here as soon as I got the news notification on my phone. Let this be the first of many indictments for Trump!

Yes please!!

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2023 16:54:33 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

So when is the perp walk? I want to be sure to catch it live.

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[BlondeSpiders]

Mar 30, 2023 16:51:22 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 30, 2023 16:37:48 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Breaking: www.nytimes.com/live/2023/03/30/nyregion/trump-indictment-news/the-unprecedented-case-against-trump-will-have-wide-ranging-implications?smid=url-share

Figured I’d start a new thread because why the hell not.

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Of course this wonderful moment in history gets its own thread to commemorate this momentous occasion!
my husband is napping so I can’t even talk shit. ☹️
There’s always you guys and my feral Facebook shitposts, though. 

I need more Feral FB Shitposts in my life, wanna be friends? 

[eddy]

I have opened wine.

[underwaterrhymes]

[suburbanzookeeper]

I have a bottle of Dom waiting in the fridge and have been waiting for such an occasion for YEARS. Lets.fucking.GO!

[spindle92]

he is preparing a response for later tonight.
This will be hilarious!

[spindle92]

Mar 30, 2023 17:17:59 GMT -5 suburbanzookeeper said:

I have a bottle of Dom waiting in the fridge and have been waiting for such an occasion for YEARS. Lets.fucking.GO!

Me too but I'm waiting for the perp walk.

[NewOrleans]

lolollll
Mr. Bragg and his lawyers will likely attempt to negotiate Mr. Trump’s surrender. If he agrees, it will raise the prospect of a former president, with the Secret Service in tow, being photographed and fingerprinted in the bowels of a New York State courthouse. 📸

[Nonny]

Time to bust out another one of my little bottles of bubbly from the Six Sparkling Nights box I bought in December.

[suburbanzookeeper]

Mar 30, 2023 17:19:47 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

Mar 30, 2023 17:17:59 GMT -5 suburbanzookeeper said:

I have a bottle of Dom waiting in the fridge and have been waiting for such an occasion for YEARS. Lets.fucking.GO!

Me too but I'm waiting for the perp walk.

Same. If it happens tomorrow I'm calling out of work immediately. 

[rubytue]

I was in my basement working out, my phone was in front of me, and the fucking notification did not pop up over my app. WTF iPhone?! I might not have petered out the last 5 minutes.

[cattledogkisses]

Mar 30, 2023 16:58:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN THIS WEEK HOLY SHIT!

Whoa, same!  Everything I read earlier today was that the grand jury was going to recess for several weeks, and so there likely wouldn't be an indictment before mid/late April.

[dutchgirl678]

Mar 30, 2023 17:25:59 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Mar 30, 2023 16:58:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN THIS WEEK HOLY SHIT!

Whoa, same!  Everything I read earlier today was that the grand jury was going to recess for several weeks, and so there likely wouldn't be an indictment before mid/late April.

I read that it wasn't clear when they voted, it could have been yesterday. My guess is that they kept it secret because of the threats the DA and jurors have been receiving.

[rikki]

My husband just asked if he was going to be tried as an adult. 😂🤣😂

[cattledogkisses]

I hope his insane cult followers don't injure or kill anyone.

[circa1978]

This is going to be the best Saturday Night Live in YEARS.

[tiramisu]

Mar 30, 2023 17:43:11 GMT -5 rikki said:

My husband just asked if he was going to be tried as an adult. 😂🤣😂

OMG I just laughed at this in public!

[AdaraMarie]

Mar 30, 2023 17:54:14 GMT -5 tiramisu said:

Mar 30, 2023 17:43:11 GMT -5 rikki said:

My husband just asked if he was going to be tried as an adult. 😂🤣😂

OMG I just laughed at this in public!

Me too 😎

[bimbi284]

I’ve been wondering when I would find the occasion for the bottle of veuve leftover from NYE, and, by golly, I think I’ve found it!