@@@ new human just dropped!

[jane6672]

Nov 9, 2024 17:54:15 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I'm glad I never read anything about having a baby before I had one because all that is a big fat no.

After, when the midwife was prepping the suture kit and filling a syringe with a GIANT needle with numbing meds, she was going on about how “vaginas are so resilient” and “this will heal up wonderfully” and “you won’t even be able tell a difference” etc.

And I was like… at this point, you’re not going to tell me otherwise even if it’s the truth, so… how much can I really trust you.

[skidunks]

Congratulations!!! She’s beautiful!

[maudefindlay]

Enjoy this special time, she is precious! Thanks for sharing your story and beautiful photos, we all needed some sweetness to end this week.

[killercupcake]

Omg, she’s perfect! Congratulations!

And the almost instant reflux/heartburn relief is SO GOOD (along with being able to take an actual deep breath). All I wanted was orange juice after my son was born. Lol

[Beeps (WOT?*)]

Congratulations. What a chunky monkey. She is absolutely perfect.

[jane6672]

Nov 9, 2024 19:25:35 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Omg, she’s perfect! Congratulations!

And the almost instant reflux/heartburn relief is SO GOOD (along with being able to take an actual deep breath). All I wanted was orange juice after my son was born. Lol

Hahah, when they would walk me to the bathroom (because I kept fainting) they would be prompting me to take deep breaths and I was like “I am!” and then would realize I was taking a pregnancy deep breath and actually had about 6” more lung available now. Amazing.

[pandorica]

Congratulations! She's precious

[mrspez07]

congratulations!

[wanderingback]

Yay!! Congrats!!
I’m pretty sure my birth story was the last one on this board and that was almost exactly 2 years ago!

I think you’re well supported but feel free to message me and I’ll share my cell phone if you want to text for support

[jamaicam]

Congratulations! What an exhausting labour you had. She's precious

[Jalapeñomel]

Congrats! Look at those cheeks!

[brooklyn]

Yay! Congrats!!

[mysteriouswife]

That bottom picture is absolutely adorable! Congratulations

[Bad Dingo]

Omg she is so sweet! Congratulations!

[HRH Queen Dick I]

Nov 9, 2024 20:34:01 GMT -5 wanderingback said:

I think you’re well supported but feel free to message me and I’ll share my cell phone if you want to text for support

Popping out a kid is the way to be your friend? I'm past menopause but I could put a watermelon under my shirt. HMU.

[So_Fetch]

She's perfect. Congratulations!

[heygrey]

She is gorgeous! Congratulations!

I have very distinct memories of instantly being cured of reflux once my kid was out. It was remarkable.

[Vally]

Congrats!!! Excellent thread title

[sonrisa]

Congratulations! What a beautiful baby

[sent]

Congrats! Enjoy the tiny baby moments.

[minzy]

Aww, what a sweetheart! Congratulations! She put you through the wringer!

I also recall the immediate heartburn relief when my breech baby was born. She permanently expanded my rib cage just a bit.

[hermione]

She’s perfect. Congratulations!!

[wanderingback]

Nov 9, 2024 21:58:25 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Nov 9, 2024 20:34:01 GMT -5 wanderingback said:

I think you’re well supported but feel free to message me and I’ll share my cell phone if you want to text for support

Popping out a kid is the way to be your friend? I'm past menopause but I could put a watermelon under my shirt. HMU.

Haha. Either popping out a kid, or the opposite, if you know what I mean…
#darkhumor

[styme46]

I read this post yesterday initially but then we had drama, so I didn't get to post!

Congratulations! She's perfect!

[sofamonkey]

Congrats jane6672!! She’s so cute, and I’m so glad you can breathe again!!

[dexteroni]

Congrats! She’s adorable!

[lavenderblue]

Congratulations! I missed the pictures, but I love reading birth stories so thank you for sharing.

[mrsukyankee]

Congratulations (I skipped pretty much everything other than knowing you have a healthy babe and can eat things now).

[mountaingirl]

So glad she is here and everyone is doing well! Congratulations!

[shauni27]

I missed the pictures, but MAZEL TOV!!!