I hope you're prepared to spend time with me today

[MWOS]

I can't work on my project at work because it's got an overnight portion and I sure as shit don't work on Saturdays.

Soooo, I'm gonna sit there without a fucking thing to do for 8 hours.

[sugarplum]

I've completely given up on doing anything productive today, so I'll be here.

[anotherfosh]

Me too its ok.

[MWOS]

May 11, 2012 8:06:22 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Oh my God, I also plan to do approximately fuckall before noon. It's like we're soulmates. How many days until test results are in?

from my final? He said Monday. But he's a lying sack of shit who violates no tolerance policies on cheating and safety, so I don't fucking trust that fucker

[Redpoppy]

It's my telecommuting day and I always say I will be productive but it is so hard to be. I currently have a conference call muted while I read the boards on my iPad. The mute is needed in case I bust out laughing.

[Kit]

I'll be here too. I don't have shit to do all day so why not!

I can't stop swearing on here. I love it.

[lightbulbsun]

All I have to do today is run calcs. It takes 10 minutes to set them up and an hour to run them, so I'll have a lot of downtime

[jssymom14]

My students are all working on a project so I get to stare at them the whole day when I am not up monitoring their progress. I had a super long day yesterday outside in 20 plus winds and 80 degree weather, so I am fried mentally today

[MWOS]

We took our pre-lab quizzes on computers in a computer lab. We had all finished except one girl. We told the teacher she was using her phone to answer questions. He walked up to her, saw her with the chemical information on the screen and just said "put that away".

Then another time she came to lab without doing the pre-lab. Because of safety reasons, she should have been send home and gotten a 0 for the lab. He put her with ME instead.

See also, previous bitching about me having to essentially TA the course (he would direct people to me to have their questions answered instead of answering them himself)

[MWOS]

May 11, 2012 8:57:36 GMT -5 @astrid said:

That's super shitty, Miss Mary. Can you give him an honest review?

My lips are 50 shades of gray sealed until my final grade is safely in the books

[cbwm1]

OH HAI!

I plan on doing approximately nothing today. Chances for this are looking good since my boss is leaving at noon.

[MWOS]

Can our safe word by cyclohexanol?

[MWOS]

you're a dirty bird astrid. I like that.

[hubes]

Oh, you guys...

:::fanning myself:::

[MWOS]

It was the cyclohexanol that did you in, wasn't it Hubes?

[MWOS]

Congratulations NC!!!!

When you have time- you, me and Astrid. Halonium ion. Picture it. Dirty, dirty birds.