::waves Hi!::

[druidp]

How could I stay away from such a perfectly titled thread? ::sips Diet Dr. Pepper + pink lemonade Vodka mixer::

[Deleted]

Diet Dr. Pepper plus pink lemonade plus vodka? Hmm I'm trying to imagine that.

[druidp]

May 18, 2012 22:30:17 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Diet Dr. Pepper plus pink lemonade plus vodka? Hmm I'm trying to imagine that.

To clarify, it's Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. One might not think the two go well together, but Lawd do they.

Also whipped cream flavored vodka is a staple 'round these parts.

[Deleted]

I still haven't tried the legendary whipped cream vodka. I got caramel vodka in a grab bag at Christmas but it was terrible. For a while we were buying cola flavored vodka. It was okay but really sweet when mixed with actual soda.

[EloiseWeenie]

Whipped cream vodka is awesome, and you need to go buy a bottle, NQB, stat!

[Deleted]

May 18, 2012 22:40:18 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Whipped cream vodka is awesome, and you need to go buy a bottle, NQB, stat!

Maybe if the store were open!

[EloiseWeenie]

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

[Deleted]

May 18, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

Yeah I even walked over to the store in the ghetto that's run by a little person I made out with at a bar seven years ago and that store was closed too.

[meatywienert]

May 18, 2012 22:49:20 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

Yeah I even walked over to the store in the ghetto that's run by a little person I made out with at a bar seven years ago and that store was closed too.

I just LOLed this. Sounds kinky.

[Deleted]

May 18, 2012 22:49:20 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

Yeah I even walked over to the store in the ghetto that's run by a little person I made out with at a bar seven years ago and that store was closed too.

This needs further explanation.

[casirdms]

May 18, 2012 22:49:20 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

Yeah I even walked over to the store in the ghetto that's run by a little person I made out with at a bar seven years ago and that store was closed too.

a midget? this sounds fun .. details!

[Glitter Tits]

There is a smoking, pregnant midget at my office. It's her 3rd baby, with her 3rd baby daddy. I get so angry when I see her smoking.

[Llama in Mules]

May 18, 2012 22:49:20 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I forgot about your 9pm closing time.

Yeah I even walked over to the store in the ghetto that's run by a little person I made out with at a bar seven years ago and that store was closed too.

This needs explanations for a few different parts of the sentance.

[Deleted]

I think the PC term is little person.

[Deleted]

So once upon a time I was in law school and went out to this bar every Thursday night and got hammered. On one of those nights I befriended a man of short stature. He gave me a ride home even though the bar was only a few blocks from my apartment and we made out. The End. Except not the end because he now lives in my current building and I see him all the time. I'm not sure he actually remembers our brief passion as he's actually a bit of a ladie's man. I also live just a few blocks away from the ghetto. I'm tough though so don't worry about me.

[Llama in Mules]

How big was his penis?

[Deleted]

LOL I don't know, we just kissed!

[Llama in Mules]

May 19, 2012 13:46:01 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

LOL I don't know, we just kissed!

I expect thoroughness, go find out!

[Glitter Tits]

May 19, 2012 11:51:56 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I think the PC term is little person.

Really?

[meatywienert]

May 19, 2012 16:18:09 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 19, 2012 13:46:01 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

LOL I don't know, we just kissed!

I expect thoroughness, go find out!

One of the CL adds we read last night was a little person looking for ladies to hook up with. The first thing I asked dh was if little people(being pc here) had normal sized penis or if they were proportional. He said he saw an adult film and the black little person had a bigger one than the regular sized white guy.
Crystal, can you weight in? Your past work experience qualifies you to answer I think. (That makes it sound like you were a hooker. Crystal was not a hooker)

[Glitter Tits]

I never had any little people come into the porn store that I worked at. Had it not been for our recent debacle, I might be tempted to discuss little person p-o-r-n, so that we could determine if their penises were also dwarfed. My guess is that their genitalia is disproportionate to their height.

Also, sorry for using the term "midget," previously. I didn't realize that it was derogatory.

[Deleted]

For some reason I know/have known like a dozen little people in my life (but not in the biblical sense I swear!) so I feel qualified to answer that they are pretty normally sized in that department but I don't know.

BUT we do need something juicy to talk about to live up to our rep now. So let's think of something for tonight.

[Deleted]

Little people tranny porn?

[Deleted]

I feel like we already did porn. We should try to figure out which celebrities are secretly gay. Besides Sarah Jessica Parker I mean.

[meatywienert]

I'm pretty disappointed that we can't have a p0rn club. We use to have one when my dh lives with some friends. Like ten of us watching weird p0rn togather. The best one was a go-go girl one where they scatted in the middle of it all.
NQB, I believe you are qualified since you made out with a little person. Your make out buddy must be a pretty bad ass little person if he works in a liquor store in the ghetto. That seems dangerous.

[Deleted]

Ok, you're right. Porn just got us in trouble, anyway.

Speaking of secretly gay celebrities....what is the verdict on Anderson Cooper?

[Deleted]

I think Anderson Cooper is an open secret. He just doesn't like to be a media whore.

[Deleted]

That makes me so sad.

[Llama in Mules]

He was on the cover of a gay magazine a few years ago... there is nothing closeted about him.

[Deleted]