Post your WORST date story..

[starryfish]

Since I think we all need some entertainment today...post your worst date story!

[starryfish]

Mine was the second date from the Stage 5 clinger guy. As soon as I showed up to dinner I realized my mistake and realized he was STAGE 5. But I then proceeded to go watch a movie with him afterwards...What the FUCK was I thinking? I have no idea...anyways...we are watching the movie and he STOPS the movie and turns to me and says "Who hurt you so bad?" I was SHOCKED!!! What kinda question is that? Apparently he picked up on me being closed down/wanting to get the FUCK out of there, but he mistook it for me being emotionally hurt and he wanted to FIX and help me. Ugh...

Runner up was the last date I went on...first date with a guy from OKC who wanted to feel my crotch in the movie theater...

[riverpestie]

I don't really have any bad date stories, but I did have a BF once that bought me a gift. It was a t-shirt, that was HIS size and it was his favorite band. Since it was HUGE on me, he said, "Well, since it doesn't fit you, I will take it!"

The same boy loved Cameron Diaz and bought me a DVD of "There's Something About Mary." At the time I didn't even have a DVD player, so he said that he would take the DVD until I was able to afford a DVD player.

[starryfish]

May 10, 2012 14:08:01 GMT -5 riverpestie said:

I don't really have any bad date stories, but I did have a BF once that bought me a gift. It was a t-shirt, that was HIS size and it was his favorite band. Since it was HUGE on me, he said, "Well, since it doesn't fit you, I will take it!"

The same boy loved Cameron Diaz and bought me a DVD of "There's Something About Mary." At the time I didn't even have a DVD player, so he said that he would take the DVD until I was able to afford a DVD player.

WOW! That sucks! I hoped you dumped his ass!!!

[doriswe]

I don't have any real horrifying stories (yet). I did have dinner with a guy last fall and I was really excited about it because we'd been emailing/texting for a while and he seemed really cool. We had dinner and he spent most of our time together talking about his exwife and how she went crazy and his fitness routines. He also was checking his iphone CONSTANTLY and made sure to "check in" on it when he got there and when he was leaving so all of his 1000 FB friends would know what he was up to.

[angieawesome]

I had a first (and only) date with this dude who totally wasn't my type and I wasn't feelin him from the get go. He seemed nice enough but after a few drinks started to get a little inappropriate with his line of questioning. He asked me when the last time I had sex was. He asked me if I had any "friends with benefits." Oh yeah, and he looked directly at my chest and said "I thought they'd be bigger." Check please! And he wanted to go dutch, which is fine, but it was just the cherry on that sundae of a date.

[stephbfan]

I went on a date with this guy. He would not stop staring at my boobs. I know, they are big but stop acting like you are 12y/o. I flat out told him that he was making me uncomfortable.

We had dinner and he asked me if I wanted to have drinks, I said thanks but no thanks and as we were walking out the restaurant he told me that he knew a very nice hotel nearby.

Looking back I think my shirt "may" have been showing too much cleavage lol. Lesson learned.

[hoolygo]

I once went on a date with a guy who wanted to take me to dinner. The day of the dinner, he told me that we'd be hitting up our local IHOP. I met him there. Now, I'm not a food snob or anything (actually, I am), but this dude had a real job, it wasn't like we were two broke college student (I mean, I was, but he wasn't.)

Anyway, I meet him at the IHOP, and after he gets his food he's just shoveling it in his mouth. There is food on his face, and he's chewing with his mouth open. The whole thing was so disgusting.

Mid-meal, he pauses, looks at me reflectively and says, "You have real good table manners. My mother just threw the food at us and said, 'Eat ni**a!'" I almost died.

Needless to say, we did not go out again.

[ravenb1111]

May 10, 2012 19:51:34 GMT -5 hoolygo said:

I once went on a date with a guy who wanted to take me to dinner. The day of the dinner, he told me that we'd be hitting up our local IHOP. I met him there. Now, I'm not a food snob or anything (actually, I am), but this dude had a real job, it wasn't like we were two broke college student (I mean, I was, but he wasn't.)

Anyway, I meet him at the IHOP, and after he gets his food he's just shoveling it in his mouth. There is food on his face, and he's chewing with his mouth open. The whole thing was so disgusting.

Mid-meal, he pauses, looks at me reflectively and says, "You have real good table manners. My mother just threw the food at us and said, 'Eat ni**a!'" I almost died.

Needless to say, we did not go out again.

Omg dead lol

[ravenb1111]

This wasn't really a date but I was talking to a guy for a little bit and we were At his apartment and making out and he pulls a lipgloss out from the sofa and was like this is yours. " um no it's not" needless to say the end of getting to know him

[roselis]

My worst date was a blind date. My friends set me up with a friend of hers. The 4 of us (me, date, friend, friends bf) all went out to dinner.
All 4 of us are lovers of the renaissance faire. The 3 of them worked there. I knew a lot of the people that worked there, but did not. The entire conversation, my date talked with them about a lot of the stuff going on "behind the scenes" at the faire. My friend was nice enough to stop at some points and explain who some of the people were so I didn't feel left out, but my friend and her bf could tell I was not enjoying it. At the end of the night we went our separate ways. He didn't ask for my number or anything.

I ran into him a couple times at college and tried to say hi, but he just ignored me. Nothing lost there!

[starburst604]

I went out with a guy who shared over dinner why his last "relationship" had ended. He was flirting with his bank teller and asked her out for New Year's Eve. They went out dancing and later ended up back at his place, yada yada yada. They didn't go out again and a few weeks later she calls and tells him she's pregnant. He tells me "you know, we did use a condom but I'm a pretty BIG GUY and figured I probably broke through it". Ok buddy, I get that you're trying to let me know you're packing heat down there.

Soooo he decides he's gonna be a man, step up and be a dad to the baby, support her etc. So he buys her a car so she can get to all her appointments and starts giving her money for things. Halfway through the pregnancy he goes to an U/S appt with her. Basically he realizes while there that the pregnancy is too far along to have been his and confronts her. She breaks down and admits that she knew it could have been her ex's baby but didn't want it to be. She keeps the car. Sucka. Check please.

[angieawesome]

May 10, 2012 15:58:16 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 10, 2012 15:55:05 GMT -5 angieawesome said:

I had a first (and only) date with this dude who totally wasn't my type and I wasn't feelin him from the get go. He seemed nice enough but after a few drinks started to get a little inappropriate with his line of questioning. He asked me when the last time I had sex was. He asked me if I had any "friends with benefits." Oh yeah, and he looked directly at my chest and said "I thought they'd be bigger." Check please! And he wanted to go dutch, which is fine, but it was just the cherry on that sundae of a date.

Oh sadly enough...he did.

He did not!

[baa1981]

We went to a movie for our first date...that should have been my first clue! It was to see The A Team...his choice, not even asking me what I wanted to see. He felt the need to pinch me throughout the whole movie. I kept trying to move my arm, but he kept pinching me. I actually ended up with bruises. The next time I saw him (yes, I was stupid...) he tried it again and I said please don't pinch me, people will think I'm in an abusive relationship. He said we are not in a relationship. When he "broke up" with me (even though we weren't in a relationship), he told me that I should try going to a gym instead of working with a personal trainer because I could meet more people that way -- people that would like my bigger build.

[stinkyfeet]

I went on a date to a fabulous restaurant, the food was amazing. The conversation was just ok, but there was enough wine involved that I could deal. After dinner we went downstairs to the bar that was in the same building. My date got us two bar chairs and we sat there talking. He was a CLOSETALKER and kept getting close and closer to me. I was leaning further and further away and eventually fell off my barstool!! I escaped to the bathroom a few minutes later and a guy stopped me on my way back. He had been watching my discomfort and got the biggest kick out of me falling. He gave me his number and promised a better date. I wound up dating him for a bit, and he was a lot of fun. I never saw the close talker again.

[starryfish]

May 11, 2012 11:01:22 GMT -5 stinkyfeet said:

I went on a date to a fabulous restaurant, the food was amazing. The conversation was just ok, but there was enough wine involved that I could deal. After dinner we went downstairs to the bar that was in the same building. My date got us two bar chairs and we sat there talking. He was a CLOSETALKER and kept getting close and closer to me. I was leaning further and further away and eventually fell off my barstool!! I escaped to the bathroom a few minutes later and a guy stopped me on my way back. He had been watching my discomfort and got the biggest kick out of me falling. He gave me his number and promised a better date. I wound up dating him for a bit, and he was a lot of fun. I never saw the close talker again.

awesome! At least u got something good out of it!

[starburst604]

May 11, 2012 10:16:37 GMT -5 baa1981 said:

We went to a movie for our first date...that should have been my first clue! It was to see The A Team...his choice, not even asking me what I wanted to see. He felt the need to pinch me throughout the whole movie. I kept trying to move my arm, but he kept pinching me. I actually ended up with bruises. The next time I saw him (yes, I was stupid...) he tried it again and I said please don't pinch me, people will think I'm in an abusive relationship. He said we are not in a relationship. When he "broke up" with me (even though we weren't in a relationship), he told me that I should try going to a gym instead of working with a personal trainer because I could meet more people that way -- people that would like my bigger build.

STOP IT. You win.

[dakotadangerdog]

May 11, 2012 11:16:04 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

May 11, 2012 10:16:37 GMT -5 baa1981 said:

We went to a movie for our first date...that should have been my first clue! It was to see The A Team...his choice, not even asking me what I wanted to see. He felt the need to pinch me throughout the whole movie. I kept trying to move my arm, but he kept pinching me. I actually ended up with bruises. The next time I saw him (yes, I was stupid...) he tried it again and I said please don't pinch me, people will think I'm in an abusive relationship. He said we are not in a relationship. When he "broke up" with me (even though we weren't in a relationship), he told me that I should try going to a gym instead of working with a personal trainer because I could meet more people that way -- people that would like my bigger build.

STOP IT. You win.

WTF? He was PINCHING YOU?

[dakotadangerdog]

Let me preface this by saying that I have learned that I like pretty manly dudes. Kinda scruffy is nice too haha.

I had talked to this guy online for too long before meeting him or talking to him on the phone. I was so into him, online he seemed like my perfect guy. So I go over to his house to meet up for our date. I didn't know which front door was his since it was a bunch of duplexes converted from really old homes, so I called to ask which front door was his. The second I heard his voice I was like OH NOOOOO!

Dude's voice was way too high pitched for my taste, but I had just gotten there, and he knew it was me. So he comes out to meet me, and it's just like... he's so not my type. He looked like he did in pictures... sort of, but at the same time, sorta not. I don't know how to explain it! But he was kinda scrawny and nerdy and had this terrible laugh at reminds me of my sister lol.

We go inside, he has bought my favorite kind of beer for me, sweet, but a little too much for me. we have a beer, and then walk over to a bar and have dinner. On the way back he's got his arm around me. I totally did not feel into it, so it was just kinda awkward, but I was a little tipsy by then and he was nice, so I was like whatever.

We get back to his place and end up watching something on TV. He kisses me.

WORST KISS IN MY LIFE! It was like he was a lizard, stickin his tongue in my mouth and wiggling it around it was SO FUCKING TERRIBLE! And then what does he do?? He sticks his hand in my shirt and pinches the shit out of my nipple. Like, so hard that it hurt the next day. I was like WHAT THE FUCK. I just kept telling him FIRST DATE! FIRST DATE! BACK OFF! he'd laugh and apologize and then try it again I was like UMMMM I have to go now. Lol.

And since I'm a biatch I sorta just blew him off and stopped talking to him.

The thing I don't understand is that he is divorced and has two kids. How in the world could anyone stand to put up with that BS long enough to get married and produce two children??

[starburst604]

May 11, 2012 12:28:06 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Let me preface this by saying that I have learned that I like pretty manly dudes. Kinda scruffy is nice too haha.

I had talked to this guy online for too long before meeting him or talking to him on the phone. I was so into him, online he seemed like my perfect guy. So I go over to his house to meet up for our date. I didn't know which front door was his since it was a bunch of duplexes converted from really old homes, so I called to ask which front door was his. The second I heard his voice I was like OH NOOOOO!

Dude's voice was way too high pitched for my taste, but I had just gotten there, and he knew it was me. So he comes out to meet me, and it's just like... he's so not my type. He looked like he did in pictures... sort of, but at the same time, sorta not. I don't know how to explain it! But he was kinda scrawny and nerdy and had this terrible laugh at reminds me of my sister lol.

We go inside, he has bought my favorite kind of beer for me, sweet, but a little too much for me. we have a beer, and then walk over to a bar and have dinner. On the way back he's got his arm around me. I totally did not feel into it, so it was just kinda awkward, but I was a little tipsy by then and he was nice, so I was like whatever.

We get back to his place and end up watching something on TV. He kisses me.

WORST KISS IN MY LIFE! It was like he was a lizard, stickin his tongue in my mouth and wiggling it around it was SO FUCKING TERRIBLE! And then what does he do?? He sticks his hand in my shirt and pinches the shit out of my nipple. Like, so hard that it hurt the next day. I was like WHAT THE FUCK. I just kept telling him FIRST DATE! FIRST DATE! BACK OFF! he'd laugh and apologize and then try it again I was like UMMMM I have to go now. Lol.

And since I'm a biatch I sorta just blew him off and stopped talking to him.

The thing I don't understand is that he is divorced and has two kids. How in the world could anyone stand to put up with that BS long enough to get married and produce two children??

I always wonder this about guys who have been married or in LTR's and suck in bed or at kissing. HOW did someone not properly instruct these men?!

[blackkitty]

One of my first dates after my divorce I met a guy from match for coffee. He brought his 10 year old son (he didn't tell me first)

Another early date after my divorce I tripped on one step in the restaurant, fell flat on my face and broke my ankle

I dated this other guy I met online, we went on our third date and then I decided to google him and found out he was a convicted felon for stealing over $100k from his employer. His employer also happened to be a grocery store where he was a cashier, he told me he worked on wall street.

[starryfish]

[quote author=blackkitty board=so thread=66 post=13189 time=1336760518]One of my first dates after my divorce I met a guy from match for coffee. He brought his 10 year old son (he didn't tell me first)

Another early date after my divorce I tripped on one step in the restaurant, fell flat on my face and broke my ankle

I dated this other guy I met online, we went on our third date and then I decided to google him and found out he was a convicted felon for stealing over $100k from his employer. His employer also happened to be a grocery store where he was a cashier, he told me he worked on wall street.[/quote]

What the FUCK to the first one? That is NEVER okay! Poor kid!

[elleb]

Holy moly...can we get a thread going for the BEST date stories?? Because I'm about to re-enter the dating world and this is scaring the shit out of me.

I met my STBXH in high school (cue face-palm here), and one of our first "dates" was a group date. My two girlfriends and I got to the movie theater first and went ahead and bought our tickets for this comedy we all agreed to see (that I don't even remember the name of now). We're sitting in the EMPTY theater, waiting for Then-BF and his friends to show up, when he calls and says that the movie is sold out and they're going to see something else instead. What. The. Fuck.

I think it had a lot to do with his douchey friends and not him (our first date a week before this incident was quite lovely), and he apologized later for it. But it's things like this, now that we're in the midst of a divorce, that make me seriously question my sanity over the past 7 years.

[starryfish]

May 14, 2012 10:20:06 GMT -5 elleb said:

Holy moly...can we get a thread going for the BEST date stories?? Because I'm about to re-enter the dating world and this is scaring the shit out of me.

I met my STBXH in high school (cue face-palm here), and one of our first "dates" was a group date. My two girlfriends and I got to the movie theater first and went ahead and bought our tickets for this comedy we all agreed to see (that I don't even remember the name of now). We're sitting in the EMPTY theater, waiting for Then-BF and his friends to show up, when he calls and says that the movie is sold out and they're going to see something else instead. What. The. Fuck.

I think it had a lot to do with his douchey friends and not him (our first date a week before this incident was quite lovely), and he apologized later for it. But it's things like this, now that we're in the midst of a divorce, that make me seriously question my sanity over the past 7 years.

There is a best date story thread, but only 2 of us responded to it so its on the second page.

[achase123]

I have to say it was probably the dude who's brakes were shaking on his truck so I feared for my life. Then he wanted to watch the movie "The Cove" about dolphins being slaughtered. I practically ran out of his house and turned my cheek when he tried to kiss my good-bye. It was horrible.

[halfbrit]

Oh boy...I met a guy for coffee one time and everything seemed nice and normal for the most part. We were chatting along and all of a sudden he starts telling me about a back packing trip he took around the USA and how it was during that trip that he started hearing the voices. THE VOICES. He was a diagnosed schizophrenic who had to get shots every week to keep it under control. Not exactly a first date-typical conversation, but I do have to give the guy props for being so upfront.

[callunafirefly]

May 14, 2012 12:46:40 GMT -5 halfbrit said:

Oh boy...I met a guy for coffee one time and everything seemed nice and normal for the most part. We were chatting along and all of a sudden he starts telling me about a back packing trip he took around the USA and how it was during that trip that he started hearing the voices. THE VOICES. He was a diagnosed schizophrenic who had to get shots every week to keep it under control. Not exactly a first date-typical conversation, but I do have to give the guy props for being so upfront.

This reminds of the girl who posted that she got an email from a guy making sure it was going to be ok with her if he wore diapers because of some health issue he had.

[halfbrit]

May 14, 2012 12:51:49 GMT -5 callunafirefly said:

May 14, 2012 12:46:40 GMT -5 halfbrit said:

Oh boy...I met a guy for coffee one time and everything seemed nice and normal for the most part. We were chatting along and all of a sudden he starts telling me about a back packing trip he took around the USA and how it was during that trip that he started hearing the voices. THE VOICES. He was a diagnosed schizophrenic who had to get shots every week to keep it under control. Not exactly a first date-typical conversation, but I do have to give the guy props for being so upfront.

This reminds of the girl who posted that she got an email from a guy making sure it was going to be ok with her if he wore diapers because of some health issue he had.

Now that's hot. (I need a smiley face that's vomiting to accurately portray my feelings at this moment)

[pigeonmol]

May 14, 2012 12:51:49 GMT -5 callunafirefly said:

May 14, 2012 12:46:40 GMT -5 halfbrit said:

Oh boy...I met a guy for coffee one time and everything seemed nice and normal for the most part. We were chatting along and all of a sudden he starts telling me about a back packing trip he took around the USA and how it was during that trip that he started hearing the voices. THE VOICES. He was a diagnosed schizophrenic who had to get shots every week to keep it under control. Not exactly a first date-typical conversation, but I do have to give the guy props for being so upfront.

This reminds of the girl who posted that she got an email from a guy making sure it was going to be ok with her if he wore diapers because of some health issue he had.

Oh my goodness, I wonder if that was the same guy that contacted me! I politely told him that I would not date someone that had that issue because I was too selfish.

[CCRN]

Second date with a guy and we decided that he would have me over for dinner. He emailed me directions to his house, but on the way there I got lost because he mixed up a turn in his email. I called him and told him where I was and how I got there and he didn't believe me and was kind of a jerk on the phone.

I finally make it to his house and he gave me a tour and was very touchy-feely during it and kept trying to show me his bedroom. We sat down for dinner which was kinda gross since it was over cooked. He also insisted on buttering my roll for me. Who does that??

After dinner, we decided to watch a movie. I got up to use the bathroom and he said he had something in there for me. It was a travel toiletry kit. WTF? I had no idea what to say to him, and when I returned to the living room, all the lights were off. He tried to kiss me and I faked an early day so I could get the hell out of there. I was totally uncomfortable during the whole date.

He then sent me an email about how he couldn't sleep that night because he was so excited about our date and that he was "smitten" with me. I nipped that shit in the bud, and he took the rejection really well FTR.