Instead of shitting in our hotel room, I crapped my 90-gin-and-tonics-after-a-day-filled-with-bacon-poo in the lobby bathroom. I am considerate of my fellow hotel room dwellers.
Instead of shitting in our hotel room, I crapped my 90-gin-and-tonics-after-a-day-filled-with-bacon-poo in the lobby bathroom. I am considerate of my fellow hotel room dwellers.
That is the mostest considerable thing I've ever read.
Anyone else who wants to sleep with me the first time we meet:
I will stay up til 5am. I will do everything in my power to keep you awake with me I will them wake up 2-3 hours later and be ready to roll for the day
Anyone else who wants to sleep with me the first time we meet:
I will stay up til 5am. I will do everything in my power to keep you awake with me I will them wake up 2-3 hours later and be ready to roll for the day
This might not be everyone's cup of tea
I really thought she was lying. We went to sleep at 5 something and she woke up all bright eyed and bushy tailed at 7:15. It's lucky I really like her, because OMG.