PENIS!!!

[NandaB]

I am a crotch watcher. Not constantly, but if your pants are tight, or extra loose, you bet I am looking at your man-bits. I can't help it. I have a problem (and a little peniis envy).

I realized this weekend when we were eating at The Tilted Kilt (read Hooters with plaid) that apparently I can't stop staring at boobies either. I am inappropriate. You?

[miss1991]

You're a perv ;D

J/K If boob's where showing or revealing I would look too! If a man is wearing tight pant's I would look at the junk also. So I declare you "normal".

[humpty]

I find myself doing this. I think it is normal.

[Glitter Tits]

I am creeped out by this post.

[meatywienert]

I'm usually pointing out big boobs out to dh before he even notices. The first time I met dh he was wearing basketball shorts and I definately checked his unit out.

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[humpty]

Shit. I just realized she was saying she was looking at my man's bits. I also don't have penis envy.

[Deleted]

I'm a butt watcher.

[camelblossom]

I'm a junk watcher too. I like to try to guess size. I always wish I could ask men to whip it out so I can confirm my hypotheses.

After the pleated vs flat front pants a couple days ago, I found myself speculating about Steve on Blues Clues this morning. He was wearing pleated and it looks like he has a 30% boner at all times.

[NandaB]

May 22, 2012 9:01:56 GMT -5 humpty said:

Shit. I just realized she was saying she was looking at my man's bits. I also don't have penis envy.

I totally was. Especially if he was wearing tight pants or basketball shorts. Not necessarily to estimate size, just because I have no self control and I can see it!

[Llama in Mules]

Maybe DH and I are the weird ones, we are toupee and comb-over spotters.

[Deleted]

What about Merkins? Those are a type of toupee.

[Llama in Mules]

That would qualify me as a crotch watcher.

[Deleted]

Ok, so you don't watch crotch toupees. Got it.