Why must you be so bright

[geekychic]

Why must you be so bright, Mr. Diet Mountain Dew Bottle.

I need to drink your contents in order to get sufficiently caffeinated. And I need to do so without tiny eyes drawn to your bright contrasting label and tiny hand reaching out to grab your neon plastic, and a tiny mouth wanting to nom on your bright green lid.

I would like a more subdued grey-scale bottle made just for me.