Oh.my.God

[joolz]

Oh wait! I found it. I was looking on the wrong board:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69750976.aspx

[noodleskooze]

I'm scared to look at my BMB.

[emisi]

She's willing to wait another 8 weeks to go to the doctor because she doesn't want her holidays ruined by a cp? Oooooookay then. Hope she doesn't booze it up at New Years.

[jessuhmarie]

Nov 3, 2012 12:18:57 GMT -5 ruxin said:

WTF is this? She thinks she's 9 weeks pregnant, but won't take a test until "after the holidays"? I don't even understand this.

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So today according to my LMP I would offically make 9 weeks pgYes "IF" I would take the test..... I still have all the symptoms and 2 months no AF. I'm really terrified to take the test but at the same time I'm afraid that my selfishness will harm the baby because of lack of prenatal care *sigh*Sad I've been reading about chemical pregnancies and all sorts of losses that I cry as I'm reading them and knowing how bad I want this pregnancy to stick I just don't think I could handle the disappointment. How could your body play such a horrible game and make you believe something your not or better yet take something so preacious away without any reason...... I just don't get it? On the other hand reading about all the BFP and U/S pics keeps my faith up, plus faithful prayers every morning and night. I'm thinking wait until after the holiday to go to the doctor by then at least I can say the reason I ate so much was because of the pregnancy LOL... Please keep me and my 9 week olive sized baby in your prayers and to all of you that already know I'm wishing you a H&H 9 months and lots of baby dust....... Thanks for reading

Holy fuck.. that woman should not be raising a child if her solution to not wanting bad news is pretending it doesn't exist..

[emisi]

Umm... wut. I can't even. I can't c&p this one, because you have to see the pic.

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69745115.aspx

Someone's proud of her body looking like that after 4 kids.

[noodleskooze]

😳

ETA: :-|

[swimmette]

Nov 2, 2012 12:38:49 GMT -5 ladygrey said:

There's a girl on my BMB whose DH forbid her from cooking eggs because he doesn't want her to get salmonella from touching the eggshells.

Dude - I guess that they would flip that I gather the eggs from the chickens in my backyard, cook, and eat them! Gasp - I even touch the chickens if they are out!!

My favorite was the girl from June 2013 whose husband made her pose for him while he jacked off since she couldn't/wouldn't have sex with him. Sounds like an awesome husband and future father...

[alzi]

Nov 4, 2012 16:52:57 GMT -5 swimmette said:

Nov 2, 2012 12:38:49 GMT -5 ladygrey said:

There's a girl on my BMB whose DH forbid her from cooking eggs because he doesn't want her to get salmonella from touching the eggshells.

Dude - I guess that they would flip that I gather the eggs from the chickens in my backyard, cook, and eat them! Gasp - I even touch the chickens if they are out!!

My favorite was the girl from June 2013 whose husband made her pose for him while he jacked off since she couldn't/wouldn't have sex with him. Sounds like an awesome husband and future father...

NOOOO this cannot be real!!

[swimmette]

Nov 4, 2012 17:42:55 GMT -5 alzi said:

Nov 4, 2012 16:52:57 GMT -5 swimmette said:

Dude - I guess that they would flip that I gather the eggs from the chickens in my backyard, cook, and eat them! Gasp - I even touch the chickens if they are out!!

My favorite was the girl from June 2013 whose husband made her pose for him while he jacked off since she couldn't/wouldn't have sex with him. Sounds like an awesome husband and future father...

NOOOO this cannot be real!!

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69746948.aspx

"This. I have to pose for my DH. LOL. Well I don't have to but he prefers it and I feel bad I can't give him my lovin so... "

EWWWW. Seriously. And no one flamed for this.

[Deleted]

When turkey leftovers get cold do they become cold cuts? :-(

C&P:

Oh No! What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving??? So I just got off the phone with my mother - who was super excited to tell me about what she was going to cook for Thanksgiving - and tell me what I should bring! THEN...IT HIT ME!!!!

How extreme are people going with the whole "no lunch meat thing?"

I know that we can't have "deli meat" but is turkey cooked from home and...HONEY BAKED HAM...included in this deal too? I know that if you make sure it is steaming hot then it shouldn't be an issue but it still makes me nervous.


I'm going to be one salivating pregnant woman come Thanksgiving....no cold cut leftovers for me

[joolz]

Oh my god. Who are these people?

[imoan]

Honestly, we should tell people like that that everything they think is off-limits and point and laugh as they fucking starve to death. It's called survival of the fittest, baby!

[Deleted]

Nov 5, 2012 16:41:14 GMT -5 imoan said:

Honestly, we should tell people like that that everything they think is off-limits and point and laugh as they fucking starve to death. It's called survival of the fittest, baby!

LOL. We should spread a rumor that mashed potatoes are verboten.

[joolz]

And gravy contains something terrible.

[countthestars]

This one is so tired from first tri, she can't stay "woke"!

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69796145.aspx

[imoan]

Nov 5, 2012 16:58:39 GMT -5 countthestars said:

This one is so tired from first tri, she can't stay "woke"!

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69796145.aspx

And of course everyone is like "yeah, me neither!!!"

God help that little fetus when it gets to be school age and needs help with homework!

[emisi]

Nov 5, 2012 16:50:46 GMT -5 joolz said:

And gravy contains something terrible.

And that eating stuffing will give your kid some sort of horrible, disfiguring disease.