Whew....close call!

[turtle1120]

I'm packing and getting ready for my move this weekend, and it occurred to me that I need to make sure my vibrator and sexy time things are well concealed because my dad and brother are helping with the move. Suddenly I remembered that I had stuck a few condoms between the mattress and box spring a couple of months ago. Good thing I remembered! I would have been mortified if my dad or brother found them! Lol

[compassrose]

All I can think of is MCC driving around with her stash in her trunk : )

[turtle1120]

May 22, 2012 18:32:47 GMT -5 compassrose said:

All I can think of is MCC driving around with her stash in her trunk : )

It's funny you mention that because that's what I was thinking about too. I'm not going to keep them in my car because I have an SUV and there is no trunk. Andplusalso I'm pretty certain I'd have the same bad luck as MCC, get in an accident, and have my stash discovered!

[Deleted]

Ummm yea...my parents packed up all of my stuff without me, so I had to "warn" my mom. It was incredibly awkward.

[compassrose]

May 22, 2012 18:48:35 GMT -5 @pdx18 said:

Ummm yea...my parents packed up all of my stuff without me, so I had to "warn" my mom. It was incredibly awkward.

Ugh. I can't imagine.

At least turtle can hide it!

[GibsonGirl128]

My pink realistically shaped vibrator was in a locked drawer of my cabinet. Which apparently was not actually locked when it got tipped over to carry out of the house by my mom and dad.

Awkward!

[baa1981]

I actually started packing my closet tonight and when I came across my stash (that I moved in there after selling my bedside stand) I was relieved I didn't wait to pack the closet this weekend when my mom will be here to help pack!! The only thing worse would be if my dad were coming instead of mom!

[turtle1120]

May 22, 2012 19:20:40 GMT -5 baa1981 said:

I actually started packing my closet tonight and when I came across my stash (that I moved in there after selling my bedside stand) I was relieved I didn't wait to pack the closet this weekend when my mom will be here to help pack!! The only thing worse would be if my dad were coming instead of mom!

:Y:

My mom was actually here last weekend helping me pack and I decided to wait and pack my stash when no one else was here.

[baa1981]

May 22, 2012 19:51:29 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

May 22, 2012 19:20:40 GMT -5 baa1981 said:

I actually started packing my closet tonight and when I came across my stash (that I moved in there after selling my bedside stand) I was relieved I didn't wait to pack the closet this weekend when my mom will be here to help pack!! The only thing worse would be if my dad were coming instead of mom!

My mom was actually here last weekend helping me pack and I decided to wait and pack my stash when no one else was here.

She's very helpful...I could see her starting in the closet before I had any idea! I'm sure she knows her single, 30 year old daughter has needs that need taken care of sometimes, but it would still be embarsssing if she came across them! We're close but not that close!!

[doriswe]

When I was moving my mom here, I found a few porn dvds of hers in a box....I just about died!!

[charitylynne79]

you will get a kick outta this. I had a toy that was rather life like amongst other things. When I was moving into my new apt, friends were helping me pack and it fell right out of a box onto the floor. I was so mortified.

[roselis]

I remember when my mom and brother came over to help me clean up for my brother's graduation party a few years back. I had forgotten that I had left some "toys" out downstairs so I told my brother and he got them packed up for me before my mom found them while I distracted her upstairs.
Yea, I'm lucky that my siblings and I are understanding of that about each other....

[turtle1120]

May 22, 2012 20:22:35 GMT -5 doriswe said:

When I was moving my mom here, I found a few porn dvds of hers in a box....I just about died!!

Hmmm...I'm not sure what's worse....the mortification of a parent finding something of yours, or the permanent mental image of your parent burned in your mind that you can't shake and that makes you vomit it your mouth a little!

[jm5855]

Okay since it is evident that toys are common amongst this group I have a couple questions:

1. Where do you buy all this stuff? Do you actually walk into a porn shop or online?

2. On a recent date this woman stated she hadnt had sex in 7 months and did not own a vibrator. She is lying right??

[roselis]

May 23, 2012 13:01:42 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

Okay since it is evident that toys are common amongst this group I have a couple questions:

1. Where do you buy all this stuff? Do you actually walk into a porn shop or online?

2. On a recent date this woman stated she hadnt had sex in 7 months and did not own a vibrator. She is lying right??

1. Some online, some in store, and some from a friend who sells Pure Romance

2. Not necessarily. I was single for 8 months before I finally got one.

[doriswe]

May 23, 2012 13:10:36 GMT -5 @roselis said:

May 23, 2012 13:01:42 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

Okay since it is evident that toys are common amongst this group I have a couple questions:

1. Where do you buy all this stuff? Do you actually walk into a porn shop or online?

2. On a recent date this woman stated she hadnt had sex in 7 months and did not own a vibrator. She is lying right??

1. Some online, some in store, and some from a friend who sells Pure Romance

2. Not necessarily. I was single for 8 months before I finally got one.

1. The same as above
2. Hard to say.....mine were originally purchased while in relationships

[udscoobychick]

I found my parents' condom stash one time.

May 23, 2012 13:01:42 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

Okay since it is evident that toys are common amongst this group I have a couple questions:

1. Where do you buy all this stuff? Do you actually walk into a porn shop or online?

2. On a recent date this woman stated she hadnt had sex in 7 months and did not own a vibrator. She is lying right??

1. BF has bought all of our sex toys, so I'm not positive, but I believe that most of them come from online.

2. Not necessarily. Got my first vibe probably less than a year ago (BF bought it for me). I always used, and still prefer, fingers.

[turtle1120]

May 23, 2012 13:01:42 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

Okay since it is evident that toys are common amongst this group I have a couple questions:

1. Where do you buy all this stuff? Do you actually walk into a porn shop or online? I buy them in person because my mom watches DD and she's at my house every day and I wouldn't want something coming via mail. Yes, they're usually "unmarked" but my mom would still ask what I bought. Some were bought in relationships with BF's and some I just went and got on my own.

2. On a recent date this woman stated she hadnt had sex in 7 months and did not own a vibrator. She is lying right?? Not necessarily. Maybe she just doesn't have much of a sex drive.

[Deleted]

May 22, 2012 18:44:57 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

It's funny you mention that because that's what I was thinking about too. I'm not going to keep them in my car because I have an SUV and there is no trunk. Andplusalso I'm pretty certain I'd have the same bad luck as MCC, get in an accident, and have my stash discovered!

This actually happened to my ex once. It was a ton of fetish gear. All over the road.

[marigoldgirl]

What about the hand held shower? I can't be the only one???

[doriswe]

May 23, 2012 14:10:51 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

May 23, 2012 14:03:48 GMT -5 marigoldgirl said:

What about the hand held shower? I can't be the only one???

I don't have one--wahhh!

Cheap and easy to install

[marigoldgirl]

May 23, 2012 14:17:19 GMT -5 doriswe said:

May 23, 2012 14:10:51 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I don't have one--wahhh!

Cheap and easy to install

:Y:

[jm5855]

May 23, 2012 14:03:48 GMT -5 marigoldgirl said:

What about the hand held shower? I can't be the only one???

I have one. Now I am curious if my ex used it for that purpose...seriously never even crossed my mind.

[turtle1120]

May 23, 2012 14:27:36 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

May 23, 2012 14:17:19 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Cheap and easy to install

Oh, maybe I'll have one in my new apt! If not, I might install one...but then again I do have enough sex toys for a museum so do I need another? Hmm, probably.

There's no such thing as too many!

[marigoldgirl]

May 23, 2012 14:21:46 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

May 23, 2012 14:03:48 GMT -5 marigoldgirl said:

What about the hand held shower? I can't be the only one???

I have one. Now I am curious if my ex used it for that purpose...seriously never even crossed my mind.

If she didn't then she was missing out.

[marigoldgirl]

May 23, 2012 14:27:36 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

May 23, 2012 14:17:19 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Cheap and easy to install

Oh, maybe I'll have one in my new apt! If not, I might install one...but then again I do have enough sex toys for a museum so do I need another? Hmm, probably.

Well you would not have to worry about people finding it in your trunk and being embarrassed. It is incognito.