Confessions....(im bored)

[Jam]

May 24, 2012 19:05:54 GMT -5 GracieLouFreebush said:

May 24, 2012 18:31:45 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Are these flame free confessions?

Bahahahaha! I heard the grammar was so bad it was hard to get past. I don't plan to read but everyone and their mother and grandmother are!

My nerd friends will disown me if I ever read these. Truthfully, they lost me when I found out it was sparked off some twilight fan fic.

That said, I'd watch the movie if Ian Somerhalder gets the role. Anything to see him have fake BDSM sex is a okay with me. Mmmm.

[basilosaurus]

I don't care how sexy the actor is, there is nothing sexy about a tampon sex scene.

[Jam]

May 24, 2012 19:53:13 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

I don't care how sexy the actor is, there is nothing sexy about a tampon sex scene.

What. The. Fuck?!?

[basilosaurus]

I'm just going on reports from other people who've suffered through it so I don't have to, but, yes, there's a scene that involves tampon flinging.

I thought twilight was so badly written I couldn't get through more than a few pages, so there's no way I can handle poorly written erotica.

Here, read this. pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=2697&page=1
There's a description.

[k everdeen]

May 24, 2012 19:05:54 GMT -5 GracieLouFreebush said:

May 24, 2012 18:31:45 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Are these flame free confessions?

Bahahahaha! I heard the grammar was so bad it was hard to get past. I don't plan to read but everyone and their mother and grandmother are!

Ha! I can see where people are saying with the grammar. Though when I get into a book I get REALLY into it and can't put it down. I was kind of disappointed in the ending, but the end of the 3rd book has 50 shades of Christian or something and I almost wish the books were in his perspective and not hers.

[k everdeen]

May 24, 2012 19:53:13 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

I don't care how sexy the actor is, there is nothing sexy about a tampon sex scene.

Bahahahaha! I completely agree. I remember reading that and I my mouth dropped open. I was quite disgusted at that and it almost made me stop reading the series.

ETA: After reading part of that description I agree with some of it in regards to the erotica aspect. I found myself thinking (many times) "that is not how it goes down" haha.

[basilosaurus]

If the writing is that bad, it takes me out of the story completely. I think it was someone on here who rec'd Mudbound since it was the kindle daily deal. I couldn't make it more than 5 minutes into that.

[honeybadger]

May 24, 2012 19:42:17 GMT -5 texaswildflower said:

I'm having a beebee moment today with this deployment, FB, and phone calls (or lack of calls.) A few wives have been posting about the calls they're getting a few times a week. Then they turn around and complain when they don't get a call they were expecting. I've only gotten one call.

I guess I'll be hiding a few people until this deployment is over.

Hugs. I'm sorry, girl. I vote yes on hiding the chicks that are aw'ing and turning around and complaining. I hope you get a call soon!

[jamesonontherocks]

About 50 shades, the first book was ok, but towards the end I started just glancing over the sex scenes. 2nd book had a better plot but barely read the sex scenes because they were all basically the same. I liked the 3rd book the best....actually had a real plot and much less in the way of the same sex scenes over and over and over...

[k everdeen]

May 24, 2012 20:40:29 GMT -5 jamesonontherocks said:

About 50 shades, the first book was ok, but towards the end I started just glancing over the sex scenes. 2nd book had a better plot but barely read the sex scenes because they were all basically the same. I liked the 3rd book the best....actually had a real plot and much less in the way of the same sex scenes over and over and over...

I agree with this.

By the end I was like "how the fuck can they have so much sex?!" it was getting a little old..

Meh, I still liked the books overall.

[ilovecandy]

May 24, 2012 20:55:11 GMT -5 k everdeen said:

May 24, 2012 20:40:29 GMT -5 jamesonontherocks said:

About 50 shades, the first book was ok, but towards the end I started just glancing over the sex scenes. 2nd book had a better plot but barely read the sex scenes because they were all basically the same. I liked the 3rd book the best....actually had a real plot and much less in the way of the same sex scenes over and over and over...

I agree with this.

By the end I was like "how the fuck can they have so much sex?!" it was getting a little old..

Meh, I still liked the books overall.

:Y:

[jamesonontherocks]

May 24, 2012 20:55:11 GMT -5 k everdeen said:

May 24, 2012 20:40:29 GMT -5 jamesonontherocks said:

About 50 shades, the first book was ok, but towards the end I started just glancing over the sex scenes. 2nd book had a better plot but barely read the sex scenes because they were all basically the same. I liked the 3rd book the best....actually had a real plot and much less in the way of the same sex scenes over and over and over...

I agree with this.

By the end I was like "how the fuck can they have so much sex?!" it was getting a little old..

Meh, I still liked the books overall.

i was getting a UTI just thinking about it!

[honeybadger]

May 24, 2012 20:08:05 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

I'm just going on reports from other people who've suffered through it so I don't have to, but, yes, there's a scene that involves tampon flinging.

I thought twilight was so badly written I couldn't get through more than a few pages, so there's no way I can handle poorly written erotica.

Here, read this. pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=2697&page=1
There's a description.

Your amazeballs orgasm with next to zero touching sounds more interesting than this book. I haven't heard of it anywhere other than on TN and now ProBoards.

FUCKING GROSS about the tampon thing. Actually removed it himself? Blergh.

[GracieLouFreebush]

May 24, 2012 21:25:56 GMT -5 jamesonontherocks said:

May 24, 2012 20:55:11 GMT -5 k everdeen said:

I agree with this.

By the end I was like "how the fuck can they have so much sex?!" it was getting a little old..

Meh, I still liked the books overall.

i was getting a UTI just thinking about it!

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