Today was my surgery to take the margins around my melanoma spot on my back. You may remember that I passed out during the biopsy. Today was much higher on the embarrassment scale.
The anesthesiologist decided that instead of general anesthesia we would try just a very heavy sedative instead. That's cool. She put something in the IV on the way to the OR that made me loopy. Every time we turned a corner on the gurney I said "weeeee!" They gave me more sedative to start the procedure and I started giggling. At one point I was giggling so hard they thought I was crying. Nope.
And the worst part. As they were bringing me out of it, I started singing. Lady Gaga. I could have sworn they had the radio on and I was just humming along. The nurse said the doctor doesn't like having music on when he does procedure. I was just singing along to "Edge of Glory" in my head. Loudly. The nurses and doctor were laughing pretty hard and the one that rolled me back to my room said that was the first time she'd seen someone have that reaction but I made her day. Hooray ketamine!
Post by belovedbride07 on Aug 2, 2012 21:01:22 GMT -5
Oh, I'm soooo sorry! Stories like this are why anesthesia freaks me out...I don't like not being in control of myself.
That said...I literally laughed out loud at this. Your anesthesia story is way more entertaining than me trying to do sign language to DH after my wisdom tooth extractions.
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LOL. I was on morphine once when my knee was dislocated and I kept throwing my leg up into the air because I thought it was falling off the table. Are you done now at least?
LOL. I was on morphine once when my knee was dislocated and I kept throwing my leg up into the air because I thought it was falling off the table. Are you done now at least?
Yep, for how early it was taking the margins is the "cure." No CT scans, no taking lymph nodes. The scar should be impressive.
Aren't you glad I didn't end up observing your surgery?
I wouldn't be surprised if you somehow hear about it through the hospital grapevine! Otherwise the nurses were great (besides the one snapping her gum while putting the IV in). I had a nurse anesthetist and it made me think of you!
My mom had a procedure done when my little brother was in kindergarten and his favorite cartoon was Arthur.
She has just gotten the anesthesia and a nurse was talking to the doctor, whose name was apparently Arthur. And my mom shouts, "Oh, Arthur's at school with DW!"
Aren't you glad I didn't end up observing your surgery?
I wouldn't be surprised if you somehow hear about it through the hospital grapevine! Otherwise the nurses were great (besides the one snapping her gum while putting the IV in). I had a nurse anesthetist and it made me think of you!
Haha. I'll let you know if I hear anything.
Aw...hopefully I'll be the one administering anesthesia one day!
Anesthesia is crazy. When I came out of my last surgery, I was apparently telling the doctors to give all the nurses raises because they were SO AWESOME. I think I got extra ice chips for that.
When I was younger, I got general anesthesia for my wisdom teeth. When I was coming out of it, I got up and started looking for my mom. A few years later when I had knee surgery, I made the doctor strap me down after the surgery.
I wasn't put under for my lymph node biopsy - just loopy drug and a local in the office. This lead to some really odd conversations with the dr, whose wife was pregnant with twins. Including comparing cutting the tumor out of my neck with a c-section. The dr got into it and was joking around, too. Good times!
I much prefer that to real anesthesia. That makes me so sick.
I had a series of injections in my low back when I was in college. The doctor and nurses all loved me because I was so loopy on the sedative. They would play into it, too. One time there were some guys in suits and they told me they were from the FBI. My Dad also had me listen to a voicemail I left him where I talked about "the best toast I'd ever had!" for 5 minutes. It was cheap white bread with margarine. Those drugs made me high as a kite!
Thank you for the laugh! I had an endoscopy and was given propofol. I came out telling the nurses how magical it was and I can see why Michael Jackson loved it.
This is hilarious. When I had laparoscopy, I came out of anesthesia yelling at the top of my lungs "I GOTTA POOP! I GOTTA POOP!" and tried to fight the nurses to get out of bed. They insisted that I didn't, but I persisted and they finally gave me a bed pan. I then realized I couldn't go and sobbed, saying "I can't poop" over and over again. Then I passed back out.
Man I was under general anesthesia on Wednesday for my laparoscopic surgery, and all I was concerned out was the efficiency of the office. Oh and I asked a million questions, but that isn't unusual for me. I did ask if I could go home in the gown, but I was told no.
LOL! This is awesome. When I had my first eye surgery I was so scared they kept giving me more loopy meds. My doctor was asking me random questions to keep me distracted and I ended up babbling about War Craft 2: BattleNet edition, and how it wasn't to be confused with the Warcraft MMORPG for a good 15 minutes.
It occurred to me later that they let whoever wants observe the eye surgeries, and probably some old person whose spouse was having cataract surgery was probably listening to my nonsense.
I love anesthesia stories! when I had my d&c, they were putting me under and saying something about being relaxed and I said, "I don't FEEL RELAXED!" and then I was out. When I woke up, I kept asking for my Chapstick, but that's actually pretty normal for me. my sister is apparently scarred for life from having to take my dad home after a procedure once!
These are pretty funny. I had auditory hallucinations while on laughing gas, but I didn't start singing. Probably good since I was having dental work done.
I always tell them to make me go to sleep. I don't care what kind of anesthesia they do, but I do not want to be awake or remember anything. So I ask them to give me extra of whatever will make me go to sleep, even if it's just light anesthesia. If I ever kill anyone, I'll probably be under medical induced anesthesia. It just makes me so rage-y.