The Penis Chart

[jm5855]

No, not really.

God, I wish I could see some of your expressions right now!

Bawahahahahahaha

[omeomi]

Tease!!

OMG, tjen, that's awesome! lol

[turtle1120]

Wtf, JM?! I thought you were going to tell us what you had! LOL. Is there a peen chart? That would be funny.

And I've never seen this supposed vag chart either.

[turtle1120]

Oh man. That chart is way too complicated!

ETA: And this chart can't possibly be accurate. I don't seen a micro-peen option on there anywhere.

[jm5855]

Well done Tjenbell, but I don't see a description on here for "Hobbit Penis"?? Please advise.

[starburst604]

Bahahahaha I love how there's even a section for the veinyness.

[bullygirl979]

OMG....I busted out laughing at this whole thread and now people are looking at me.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, PEOPLE!

[jm5855]

OK, what in the hell is D4? Is it wearing a sweater? No woman is putting that thing anywhere near her mouth...at least not when sober.

[turtle1120]

Dec 5, 2012 16:14:36 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

OK, what in the hell is D4? Is it wearing a sweater? No woman is putting that thing anywhere near her mouth...at least not when sober.

You read my mind! If I saw a D4, I'd run for the door and never look back!

[bullygirl979]

Dec 5, 2012 16:17:27 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

I just want to know what man has an 11" circumference. That is freaking scary. You'd feel like you were giving birth every time you have intercourse.

I seriously thought the same thing. Although let's up the ante and say 11+ length AND 11+ circumference!

[turtle1120]

Dec 5, 2012 16:19:01 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dec 5, 2012 16:17:27 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

I just want to know what man has an 11" circumference. That is freaking scary. You'd feel like you were giving birth every time you have intercourse.

I seriously thought the same thing. Although let's up the ante and say 11+ length AND 11+ circumference!

No thank you. I'd rather be celibate.

[bullygirl979]

Dec 5, 2012 16:23:32 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

OMG. I had the URL copied for the penis chart and I am working on a website for a women's peace org I contract for. I meant to put the link to an eNewsletter I just sent out on the website, but instead, put the link to the penis chart. I didn't realize it for a full five minutes until I refreshed the page, clicked on the link, and saw the penis chart. Fortunately, it is a rarely visited section of the site for the archives, but I would have freaked if I had not refreshed the page and someone had brought it to my attention! I don't think the women in the org would have appreciated that very much!

OMFG....

/dead.

[rikkiandjulie]

I'm dying laughing. OMG


Rikki-iPhone

[turtle1120]

Dec 5, 2012 16:25:55 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dec 5, 2012 16:23:32 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

OMG. I had the URL copied for the penis chart and I am working on a website for a women's peace org I contract for. I meant to put the link to an eNewsletter I just sent out on the website, but instead, put the link to the penis chart. I didn't realize it for a full five minutes until I refreshed the page, clicked on the link, and saw the penis chart. Fortunately, it is a rarely visited section of the site for the archives, but I would have freaked if I had not refreshed the page and someone had brought it to my attention! I don't think the women in the org would have appreciated that very much!

OMFG....

/dead.

OMG!!! Whew for catching that before someone realized it!

[udscoobychick]

Dec 5, 2012 16:41:38 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Dec 5, 2012 16:25:55 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

OMFG....

/dead.

OMG!!! Whew for catching that before someone realized it!

Hahahaha! Amazing!

[bullygirl979]

Dec 5, 2012 18:51:12 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

Dec 5, 2012 16:56:49 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

Seconded, co-signed, and all that other stuff.

But, I learned something interesting! I learned what comes up when you Google "Hobbit penis."

OMFG....I beg you!! STOP!!! I can't take laughing this hard!!!!

[rikkiandjulie]

Lol


Rikki-iPhone

[rikkiandjulie]

Lmao I think it's hysterical


Rikki-iPhone

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Dec 5, 2012 19:21:59 GMT -5 liubot said:

Dec 5, 2012 18:51:12 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

But, I learned something interesting! I learned what comes up when you Google "Hobbit penis."

OMG his hand is sculpted so he can jerk it...haha.

[turtle1120]

Dec 5, 2012 18:51:12 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

Dec 5, 2012 16:56:49 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

Seconded, co-signed, and all that other stuff.

But, I learned something interesting! I learned what comes up when you Google "Hobbit penis."

Lol! What is that?! That doll has the hairiest nut sac ever! Eeeew!