Not my inappropriate but odd: While walking to my house for lunch today some random guy on the street. walks by and as he passes me shouts "I love you!". I just looked up and was like ok. weird man. Also he didn't look homeless he was wearing nice clothes and just minding his business until he passed me.
I swear I thought I was incubating an alien today. My stomach started making all sorts of horrible noises, right when my boss and an IT guy were in the main office trying to fix the internet. I'm pretty sure they heard me.