s/o morning after interpretation

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Realizing I'd started my period, while sleeping naked, on white sheets...

[achase123]

I hadn't had sex with the guy but we'd come damn close. I had gotten MAYBE an hour of sleep and had to leave to drive six hours home, to work that afternoon.

I tried to wake him up but couldn't. So I kissed him on the cheek and left him in my hotel room with his bare ass sticking out from the sheets. And you know what, it felt oddly empowering.

He ended up calling the next day. He told me later he felt kind of "used" (jokingly) because he felt like I loved him and left him.

[starburst604]

My friends and I were the Spice Girls for Halloween (circa 1997), I was Baby Spice. I ended up hooking up with a guy I had dated previously and next morning had to do the walk of shame in my Baby Spice costume, but he loaned me some sweatpants since it was cold. So it was Baby Spice dress, Baby Spice furry platform shoes, and sweatpants.

Another horrific one, I got wasted and went home with a guy. We did it but the details were fuzzy. We gave it another shot in the morning and SOMETHING just wasn't working when he was trying to get in. So I went home and was sitting around and realized I HAD A TAMPON IN. Yup, it was all shoved up in there when I went to get it out. He must have thought I used to be a man or something because my vagina didn't work right. We never hooked up again. He probably still thinks of me as his Crying Game encounter.

[reginaphalange72]

Oh my god. Starburst FTW.

[roselis]

I'm going to say last weekend. The next day, news traveled FAST that me and the guy had got together the night before and even the manager where we all work/hang out knew (though, the manager is a good friend so him knowing my sex life isn't that wierd)

[baa1981]

In college - waking up to a women's voice yelling "honey, are you awake" it was his mother stopping by to make sure he was up in time for work - something he told me she did every morning...

After a ONS at a Marriott, walking through the lobby while a bunch of old people were hanging around waiting for whatever conference they were attending to start. Then looking for his friend's truck so the friend could drive me back to my friend's house. That whole situation was fucked up.

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Dec 6, 2012 16:41:02 GMT -5 reginaphalange72 said:

Oh my god. Starburst FTW.

OMG, i know. I am dying over here.

[spindle92]

Dec 6, 2012 17:05:12 GMT -5 @tee72 said:

Dec 6, 2012 16:41:02 GMT -5 reginaphalange72 said:

Oh my god. Starburst FTW.

OMG, i know. I am dying over here.

Starburst - I am dying but that is also an irrational fear I have. LOL!

[bullygirl979]

Dec 6, 2012 16:24:23 GMT -5 @boing said:

What's your most awkward morning after parting?

I'll go first. First night with this guy- as he's leaving he offers me a HIGH FIVE.

Dude. I hooked up with a guy a few times then saw him out and about and he did the same thing. Is that the new thing? High five chicks you've banged??

[blackkitty]

Dec 6, 2012 16:27:37 GMT -5 @pdx18 said:

Realizing I'd started my period, while sleeping naked, on white sheets...

Still haven't figured out relationships have you? LOL
kidding ({) (})

[bullygirl979]

Dec 7, 2012 1:21:52 GMT -5 @boing said:

Hahaha glad to hear I'm not alone bully! So odd. Maybe we should take it as a compliment...like when sports players high five after a good game?I'm loving these stories. They're terrifying and awesome at the same time.

Bwhahaha!!! "Good fuck, boing, good fuck"

In my head this is priceless.