Since we're on it: Mother's Day card from Ellie

[EmilieMadison]

(Bub=Charlie)

[EmilieMadison]

May 11, 2012 13:29:32 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

Awww, is she mad at you about something? :-)

NO! That's the best part!! She's on a kick lately of just being f-ing MEAN to me!

[yellowcardigan]

This is great stuff. Kids can be so passive agressive. Definitely keep that one to show her later.

[angelaa73]

Oh hell naw!

[annyong]

Omg!

I'm sorry! Did she say anything when she gave it to you? It's hilarious and sad all at the same time!

At least you got a heart?

[peachykate]

I lol'd at this one. Kids are so strange.

[EmilieMadison]

May 11, 2012 13:32:24 GMT -5 annyong said:

Omg!

I'm sorry! Did she say anything when she gave it to you? It's hilarious and sad all at the same time!

At least you got a heart?

She just handed it to me and walked away. I laughed so hard. Later, she was all "Oh, but I might still make you one. That was just in case I didnt have time. So you didnt get your hopes up." LMAO!

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keep this. wait several years. write her a note on her 16th birthday.

dear ellie,
i am sorry to say that you will not be getting a car from me. but you might be able to buy one on your own one day.
love,
mom

[annyong]

May 11, 2012 13:34:17 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

May 11, 2012 13:32:24 GMT -5 annyong said:

Omg!

I'm sorry! Did she say anything when she gave it to you? It's hilarious and sad all at the same time!

At least you got a heart?

She just handed it to me and walked away. I laughed so hard. Later, she was all "Oh, but I might still make you one. That was just in case I didnt have time. So you didnt get your hopes up." LMAO!

That's fucking hilarious.

[EmilieMadison]

May 11, 2012 13:34:09 GMT -5 cjoy said:

She's a sweetheart. Lol.

I was reviewing videos on the toy video camera we have - there were a bunch of Blair Witch-esque ones from the playdate. You know, shaky action and close-ups of people's nostrils. But there was one of Ellie doing an infomercial or something "about a very exciting offer for you today - only ten thousand dollars!"

BWAHAHAH!! I'm scared to know what other things they captured on video that day.

[fuckyourcouch]

May 11, 2012 13:34:17 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

She just handed it to me and walked away. I laughed so hard. Later, she was all "Oh, but I might still make you one. That was just in case I didnt have time. So you didnt get your hopes up." LMAO!

hahaha

once, I got mad at my mom and drew a picture of her in a witch hat (complete with giant witch wart), with no intention of showing it to her. and then I left it out in my room and she found it. She still has it and tortures me with it from time to time.

So, yes. save it. haha