My shameful Sunday confession.

[biblionerd]

I went to kohls today to buy my first non maternity pants since I was pg in 2010 with Linus. Not that I was squeezing my fat ass in my old pants- I'm nowhere close to fitting in them. I was still either wearing yoga pants or maternity pants. I now own ONE pair of fat jeans that I made myself buy until I lose weight. It was a humbling experience... But now I don't have to be the 8mnth pp chick wearing maternity jeans and a beband.

[rxbeth]

Dude, you had 2 (very adorable) babies in quick succession. You'll get back where you want to be in time.

[erniebufflo]

Do not be ashamed. I only wear structured pants if I have to leave the house. Regardless of weight, my midsection just does NOT like to be confined anymore. The crepey grandma neck skin gets all pinched in waistbands.

[biblionerd]

Lol thanks. It's not even that I'm mad about the weight. I was soooo hard to fit into jeans before I got pg that pp jean shopping was laughable. Just no way that jeans are made in those proportions! I found ONE brand that happened to fit. I just was in denial that I had to move on from my full panel lol.

[biblionerd]

Dec 9, 2012 23:27:10 GMT -5 erniebufflo said:

Do not be ashamed. I only wear structured pants if I have to leave the house. Regardless of weight, my midsection just does NOT like to be confined anymore. The crepey grandma neck skin gets all pinched in waistbands.

ha! Skin is not supposed to scrunch on my stomach like that. Linus is now fascinated with "tummies" and "belly beeps" and freaking loves to lift my shirt up and jiggle, slap, poke, laugh at, etc anything under my shirt. It's pretty humiliating that my weird stomach skin can fascinate a toddler for a good 30 minutes straight

[erniebufflo]

Dec 9, 2012 23:31:11 GMT -5 biblionerd said:

Dec 9, 2012 23:27:10 GMT -5 erniebufflo said:

Do not be ashamed. I only wear structured pants if I have to leave the house. Regardless of weight, my midsection just does NOT like to be confined anymore. The crepey grandma neck skin gets all pinched in waistbands.

ha! Skin is not supposed to scrunch on my stomach like that. Linus is now fascinated with "tummies" and "belly beeps" and freaking loves to lift my shirt up and jiggle, slap, poke, laugh at, etc anything under my shirt. It's pretty humiliating that my weird stomach skin can fascinate a toddler for a good 30 minutes straight

Went out to dinner with some mama friends this weekend and we all commiserated about our totally effed belly buttons.

[biblionerd]

Dec 9, 2012 23:34:11 GMT -5 erniebufflo said:

Dec 9, 2012 23:31:11 GMT -5 biblionerd said:

ha! Skin is not supposed to scrunch on my stomach like that. Linus is now fascinated with "tummies" and "belly beeps" and freaking loves to lift my shirt up and jiggle, slap, poke, laugh at, etc anything under my shirt. It's pretty humiliating that my weird stomach skin can fascinate a toddler for a good 30 minutes straight

Went out to dinner with some mama friends this weekend and we all commiserated about our totally effed belly buttons.

It's a total disgusting cavern.

[lolaburns]

Psht!!! No worries!!! I still live in my $5.99 leggings that I bought at Marshall's during pregnancy !